Sunday, December 23, 2012

Poll Results - Ranma's female fantasies

Ranma's favorite (and secret) sexual fantasy(ies) in her female form involves ...

Total votes: 177 selections from 58 people.

Fantasy Votes Percent/177 Percent/58
Anal intercourse137%22%
Roll playing116%19%
A gang bang169%28%
Rape169%28%
Prostitution169%28%
Spanking1810%31%
Bondage2011%34%
Severe S&M85%14%
Watersports53%9%
Enemas53%9%
Bestiality158%26%
Younger boys95%16%
Very old men74%12%
Another girl1810%31%

This poll went on a little longer than intended. I said I would close it on Dec 15, but didn't get around to closing it until Dec 22. The tool I'm using doesn't do it automatically.

First place goes to bondage, with just over 1/3 of respondents favoring it. Followed closely by spanking and yuri. Limping across the finish line in last place were watersports and enemas.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Cock soap

So I was out doing some Christmas shopping today, and I came across some soap intended for a guy's schlong. Can't remember what it was called. But it was soap in the shape of a ring maybe three inches in total diameter, and the package said that it was designed to fit most men. Not the weirdest thing I've ever seen, by any means, but still ...

Friday, December 14, 2012

Holiday Season

Sorry to be so bad about getting updates done. The holiday season is keeping me busy.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Greenery Day, Day 15 (1)

Genma looked over his shoulder at the boy strolling along behind him, hands clasped behind his back and whistling cheerfully. He gave a suspicious grunt and said, "I'm pleased to see you're taking this so well. I was sure you'd at least complain about it."

Ranma waved a hand dismissively. "Nah. I'm sure any girl you pick for me will make a great fiancee."

Genma stared at his son even harder on hearing this. However, the boy was following obediently and not showing any sign of looking for escape routes, so he just grunted again and continued.

"Hey pop. Why don't you get us a couple of okonomiyaki? My treat."

Genma turned around to see his son holding out some yen notes and pointing across the street. Grabbing the money by instinct, he turned his eyes to follow the boy's finger. There was indeed an okonomiyaki shop right there, and he now noticed the enticing aroma coming from inside even at this early hour. His stomach growled and he didn't bother to ask where the boy had come by this money. He hadn't eaten since yesterday and a stampede in the middle of the street wouldn't stop him right now.

Ranma watched his father go with a grin. He found that he didn't feel much remorse over the man whose pocket he'd picked. After all, his wallet would be full again tomorrow morning. He was also certain his pop wouldn't bother to share any of the food, but that was only to be expected. He could grab a bite for himself later. For now, he took the opportunity of his father's absence to duck into a store on this side of the street.

Pointing at a display on the counter, Ranma said to the clerk, "I'd like one of those disposable cell phones please."

A minute later he stepped outside and dialed 110.

"Police. What's the nature of your emergency?"

"Help!" Ranma shouted. "There's a wild panda bear running around loose on Mejiro, terrorizing people! It's chasing people right and left, swinging its claws at them! Oh crap, it's headed this ..." He hung up.

Looking across the street, he muttered, "Come on, pop. There's only a couple more minutes."

Genma emerged from the restaurant a minute later, licking his fingers. He didn't even make it all the way across the road before the rain arrived, right on schedule. Ranma raised her hands to her mouth and shouted in the panda's direction, "I changed my mind, pop! I'm headed back to China!" Then she took off running.

She didn't bother trying to fight. She just concentrated on staying out of the bear's reach. She also remembered to look panicked and give off a scream now and then. This helped to alert the people ahead of her, who panicked for real and ran for their lives. Ranma saw with satisfaction that several of them were making calls on their cell phones as they ran. Even if the police had dismissed hers as a crank call, they'd be responding now.

Three blocks later, a police car suddenly pulled out of a side street, blocking the way. Ranma leaped over it. The panda bear leaped it as well, but Ranma had dropped to the road, scooted underneath, and started running back the other way. Before she'd returned to their starting point, two more police cars pulled out in front of her, and the policemen who jumped out were holding rifles. They didn't hesitate, but lifted them and fired immediately.

Ranma breathed a sigh of relief on hearing the guns' reports. Tranquilizer rifles, as she'd hoped. When she'd come up with this plan, she'd told herself it wouldn't really matter if they used bullets. Her pop would be alive again tomorrow. But on the whole she was just as glad it turned out this way.

Ranma kept running, not wanting to answer a lot of questions. She turned down a side road, then doubled back. It was time to head to the Tendo home, and put the rest of today's plan into effect.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Greenery Day, Day 14 (2)

Ranma jumped out of the furo, and gave himself a quick spray in the shower. Then she sat down on the stool, turned most of the way from the door.

The door slid open and Akane walked in. Ranma immediately spun around the rest of the way, turning her back to the other girl. Akane stopped with a startled, "Oh! I ... I didn't know anyone was in here." Then she smiled. After all, this was her new friend. "Well, bathing together shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Ranma kept her face resolutely toward the wall and her eyes closed. "I ... I don't think that would be a very good idea," she mumbled. "You see, the truth is, I'm, um, ... the fact of the matter is, I really am a boy. Most of the time."

Akane's eyes widened and her jaw dropped at this bizarre statement. "Uh, not from where I'm standing you're not." She walked up closer, the pronounced curve of full breasts coming into view as she glanced around the redhead's side. "Believe me, boys don't have a chest like that." She sighed. "You look a lot more, um, busty than me."

Ranma glanced down, manfully resisting the urge to sneak a peek behind and to her left. "You mean the boobs? Believe me, that wasn't my idea. And you really oughta go before I see something I shouldn't. I wouldn't want you accusing me of being a pervert later."

Akane grinned wryly. "Oh come on. I'm not going to say something like that. I don't know why you're saying you're a boy when you're not, but I obviously don't have anything you don't have. So stop worrying. It's okay."