Wednesday, August 16, 2017

D Clark Art

T.H.Tiger pointed out this link to a site with erotic cartoon art which includes some Ranma 1/2 stuff.

Just D Clark stuff

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Monster of Nerima

Not really up to writing a story. This is more an outline of a story, so it may make for rather dry reading. Nonetheless offered here in case anyone is interested.

Ranma is still looking for a way to cure his curse, of which the surest is to bathe in the waters of the Nanniichuan. However, he cannot afford a trip to China or to have water from the pool shipped to him. He hits upon the idea of having Kuno pay for it, by appealing to him in the form of the pigtailed girl. So in female form Ranma describes to Kuno a spa in western China called Jusenkyo, and how she's particularly interested in water from a spring called the Nanniichuan. And how she'd be ever so grateful, and would prove how grateful she was, if Kuno would get a cask of water from that pool shipped to her (Ranma chooses to avoid all the logistic difficulties and added expense of getting Kuno to take Ranma on a trip there). Kuno magnanimously, and a touch lecherously, agrees to do this to please his pigtailed girl.

So Kuno arranges through a family business to contact Jusenkyo, and someone there sends them an order form, with some fairly steep prices. Kuno goes to the office of the person who made contact, takes the order form, intends to check the box marked 男溺泉 (Nanniichuan) but accidentally marks the box on the line below which is 触手溺泉 (Shokushuniichuan). In due time he is notified that a warehouse has the desired cask of water. Kuno notifies Ranma, who wants to handle the matter in secret so no one else will know about and try to steal the water. Kuno takes female-Ranma to the warehouse after hours, when no one else is present. They easily identify the correct crate, open the top, and see the cask inside (there are no markings on the cask itself). Kuno jumps down into the crate and lifts the cask up to Ranma standing on the edges at a corner of the top of the crate. Between them it slips and drops, breaking open. The waters fill the interior of the crate, knocking Kuno off of his feet, and he is fully immersed in the water.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Hiatus Update - Extended

This is an update on where things currently stand. I doubt that I'll be getting back to writing any time soon, and possibly not for a long time.

I had what I thought to be a solid employment opportunity lined up only to have it fall through at the end for reasons which seemed, to me, to be inadequate. I suppose it seemed otherwise from their point of view.

At the moment I'm having to devote a lot of time to training to broaden my skill sets, in order to increase the available opportunities. So I just don't have time for a lot of other things, like writing. Besides, I strongly suspect that if I were to write anything at this time, what would emerge would likely be extremely dark, even by my usual standards.

While there's probably an audience for that, it isn't really what I want to do.

So while there's always a chance I'll be hit by a burst of inspiration or two, it should be assumed that I'm signing off for some time to come.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Magical Item Poll Results

The results of the magical item poll suggest that the item a normal guy at Furinkan would most want to get his hands on for perverted purposes are kairaishi mushrooms, with 35/54 (64%) of those voting. These are the mushrooms which can force the eater to obey one specific command which is tied to an auditory stimulus, until the effect wears off.

A very distant second, with well less than half as many votes (14/54 = 25%) was a fishing pole of love, a device which could allow one to cause another person to fall in love with oneself, potentially forever. Although it is initially reversible if one can get hold of the fishing pole in time.

And in third place with 10/54 (18%) of the votes were the magic paper dolls, which can cause people to obey commands written on the dolls when those dolls are placed on a person's back.

From there it trailed downward with the love pill bracelet (9 votes), the wishbringer sword or sleeping powder or gas (8 votes each), instant Nyanniichuan powder (7 votes), the magical compact or paralysis powder or gas (5 votes each), the pail of preservation, lenses of invincibility, or the umbrella of love (4 votes apiece), some mushrooms of time or incense of spring sleep (3 votes each). In last place with one vote apiece were the reversal jewel or some super soba.

Friday, August 19, 2016


Got some things going on right now that are taking my attention. It will probably be at least a week before I can get back into things here, maybe more. (Hopefully not as long as my last hiatus.)

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Magical Item Poll

The poll question is “Which of the following items would a perverted sly male student at Furinkan wish to have?” The idea here is that we are talking about a male student who is perverted, reasonably intelligent (not idiots like canon Kuno or Gosunkugi who will screw it up), and fairly normal (not a highly powered martial artist). The poll is set up for approval voting - you may vote for multiple items which you think would be most applicable.

The following is a brief review of the items in question. In all cases assume that the person in possession only has a limited supply of the item.

Instant Nyanniichuan. Powder which when added to water produces a temporary spring of drowned girl; i.e., it gives a male a temporary curse like Ranma's.
Paralysis powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary paralysis in the victim. The person is conscious, but cannot move or speak.
Sleeping powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened.
Spring sleep incense. Similar to the previous, an incense which when breathed induces sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened until reacting to smells associated with summer. Warning: the victim though asleep will act out her or his dreams.
Love pill bracelet. A bracelet containing three pills which make the swallower fall in love with the first person seen of the opposite gender, with durations of one minute, one day, or one's lifetime. Assume that the possessor knows which pill is which.
Kairaishi mushrooms. When eaten by the victim, the first command which is given and associated with a sound, such as a clap or bell ringing, will cause the victim to obey that command every time she or he hears the sound until the effect wears off.
Super soba. When consumed (presumably by the possessor) one gains super strength, until the antidote is swallowed. Warning: the one affected will also grow cat whiskers.
Wishbringer sword. The possessor is granted three wishes, although the magic appears to be restricted to small things or events which can be made to appear as natural occurrences.
Magic paper dolls. Paper figures on which one may write a command. When placed on a person's back, the person must obey the command. The need to obey the command seems to end after the doll is removed. The possessor may only possess a limited number, around a dozen.
Reversal jewel. The person wearing the jewel will either express their feelings associated with romance and love in abundance, when worn in the upright position, or will express the opposite of those feelings when worn in the reversed position.
Fishing pole of love. Whoever is struck with the suction cup on the end of the fishing line will gradually fall in love with the caster, as the mark of a carp grows where struck. The antidote is to be struck with the suction cup a second time, so that it pulls the carp mark off.
Pail of preservation. When a Jusenkyo cursed individual is splashed with water from this pail, his or her curse is locked until splashed with water from the kettle of liberation.
Invincibility lenses. Whoever looks upon the person wearing the lenses of invincibility is forced to grovel, cry and apologize to the wearer.
Umbrella of love. Any two people who stand simultaneously under this umbrella will temporarily fall in love, at least while under the umbrella, even if they are of the same gender.
Mushrooms of time. Anyone eating one of these mushrooms will change to an age determined by the height of the mushroom - e.g., consuming a mushroom 12 cm tall will change one to age 12. Assume the possessor is growing the mushrooms, so can choose the desired height.
Magical compact. This appeared in the arc in which mirror images of Ranma came out of an enchanted mirror. It is a compact which when opened shows a small mirror, and anyone who gazes into that mirror is sucked into a moderately sized spherical room (essentially a prison cell) until someone holds the compact upside-down and shakes them out.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

The Ultimate Teacher, part 2

You should read part 1 first. Warning: There is extreme S&M and nonconsensual sex in this one, with the former in part 1 and the latter in part 2.

After a hurried discussion in the locker room, and a quick check that all of the girls — and more importantly, the crazy teacher — had indeed gone outside, the boys of class 1-F crept back upstairs. Opening the door quietly, a couple of them peeked inside to check that the room was exactly as it had been left. The room was a little dim, what with the lights off and an overcast day, but there was still plenty of light with which to see. Nothing was out of place, and the room was quiet, the five girls at the front apparently having stopped crying and choosing to remain silent.

After a hurried discussion, a protesting Hikaru Gosunkugi was pushed into the classroom. Even with a promised reward, the terror of being recognized by any of these girls before he could complete his task nearly made him wet his pants. Making sure to keep his face averted from the five, he slipped quietly up near the front of the room, and looked into the last box their new teacher had opened.

Finding what he sought, Hikaru lifted out five pieces of leather. Moving up behind Shampoo, he quickly placed the blindfold over her eyes, and continued to keep his face averted while buckling it in place behind her head. As expected, Shampoo cried out at this fresh indignity, and Hikaru prayed that the others would not recognize him when they looked over to discover the cause of this sound.

Moving as rapidly as possible, Hikaru had soon blindfolded all five of the girls. He then motioned to the boys at the door. All of the other boys from the class entered the room, the last one in closing the door again behind himself. None of them spoke, hoping that in the absence of voice recognition the girls would lack absolute certainty regarding their identities.