Hairstyles

I'm sitting outside under the trees with my laptop, feeling lazy. Part of me would like to be writing on my story, but most of me can't get up the energy to get started.

Then I asked myself, what would the females of the Ranma cast do with regard to trimming their pubic hair? The following are my thoughts.

I think Ranma would leave it natural in her cursed form, partly because she's really a guy and it wouldn't immediately occur to her to shave it, and partly because once it did occur, she'd be worried that the trim would carry over to her male body and the guys at school would rib him about it. This depends on her having a sufficiently sparse red-haired delta that trimming for a swimsuit is not necessary.

I think Akane would trim hers into a tidy little triangle, neat and sufficient for her swimsuit, but with no suggestion that she has considered any guy ever getting a look at her down there.

I think Nabiki would trim hers into a thin stripe.

I think Kasumi has repressed passions, and wears lacy underthings made of silk. She shaves her pubic mound completely bald.

Shampoo is also completely bald down there, but for her it's mostly a matter of convenience, since a man should cater to her desires rather than the other way around. Also, she doesn't shave it - she used some secret Joketsuzoku technique to remove all of her pubic hair in a manner where it will never grow back.

Ukyo probably falls somewhere between Akane and Nabiki, trimming moderately but not too far. She imagines Ranma gazing appreciatively at her one day, but she doesn't want to make it look like she was excessively eager for his attention to that part of her.

Kodachi has naturally trimmed her dark black bush into the shape of a black rose.

Nodoka Saotome leaves hers entirely untrimmed. It doesn't matter to her, since she doesn't wear revealing clothing, and since it wouldn't occur to her to worry about what her husband Genma might want in that regard.

Hinako Ninomiya is completely hairless in her normal, younger form. When she transforms, the magic leaves her just as hairless, so she doesn't have to worry about it.

Asuza Shiratori (of the Golden Pair) carefully plucks and trims hers to keep it as sparse as that of a thirteen year old. What remains she dyes bright pink, and she refers to her little delta by the name Madeline.

I didn't even want to contemplate Cologne. Unfortunately my mind went there, recalling her appearance at Shampoo's age, and guessed that she did the same as Shampoo in her youth. After that, the technique used should have kept the situation permanent.

Hung Like A ...

It seems to me that the Jusenkyo guide is missing out on a fabulous business opportunity. He could make up small vials of water from the Spring of Drowned Horse, and advertise it as a miracle product for increasing penis size. The instructions would very explicitly state to apply to nothing except the penis. Of course, some dumbasses would screw it up. I can just see Kuno now ...

Note that canon supports the notion that the spring water affects only what it comes in contact with. When the water from the Spring of Drowned Twins dripped on the bump on Happosai's head, it turned that bump into two bumps.

Hmmm. Now that I think about it, there might be a problem with the idea. If vaginal secretions are similar enough to water, and warm enough, then the penis might revert to its uncursed state upon penetration. Could come as a bit of a surprise, to both parties.

Musings on Pornography

Why does 90% of lemon/pornographic fan-fiction read like it was written by a virgin who's never seen a real girl in the nude before?

When are people who write amateur pornography going to learn that the hymen is at the entrance and not halfway down the vagina?

Likewise when will they learn that the tip of the penis does not press against the cervix during intercourse, and that if it could penetrate the cervix then that prick would have to have a really weird bend in it?

Why are males in pornographic films and pictures so mentally retarded that they don't realize their semen is supposed to end up inside the vagina, and not on the girl's belly or ass?

Every time I read about an inexperienced girl drooling over the sight of a massive penis, I roll my eyes. Real inexperienced girls are generally nervous about the size of a perfectly average penis. Something twelve inches long and two inches thick would probably make them scream and run away.

It's amazing how often one reads about two virgins having an absolutely fabulous first time together. No awkwardness. No learning curve. Pleasuring each other as skillfully as someone with years of experience.

It's equally amazing how often two completely inexperienced lovers immediately start experimenting with anal sex, role playing, bondage, etc.

For the life of me I'll never understand why people who draw pornographic scenes like to draw the girls with tits bigger than basketballs. To me, such girls look malformed, which detracts from the viewing pleasure. I find it much more erotic when the girls are portrayed with breasts which look realistic.

Practices I'll Use

The dosage on my medication has been reduced, and I'm feeling a little more my old self. I'm hopeful I might be able to start writing again before too long.

From time to time people have written to me about their ideas of things I might include in my story, something which I encourage, as I like hearing people's ideas even if more likely than not they don't fit into my plans. Occasionally this has led to discussions about what sort of things I find appealing, or which make me cringe. This happened again recently, and inspired me to write a little piece here on what sort of sexual activities / practices / what-have-you I might willingly include in a story.

Straight sex - petting, cunnilingus, fellatio, vaginal intercouse. Well, duh. Obviously I'll include these in my stories.

Anal intercourse. Yep, happy to include this, and already have. However, I'm likely to take a somewhat realistic approach to it, such as insisting on the use of lubricant by the characters.

Same gender activities. Doesn't really ring my bell. Unlike what seems to be the majority of males, I get no special buzz out of watching or thinking about girl-on-girl action. However, I'm willing to include it out of the knowledge that many of my readers will enjoy it. I'm less likely to include guy-on-guy, but I won't rule it out absolutely.

D/S. My stories would almost certainly include dominance/submission stuff, in the male dom / female sub form. It is much less likely I'd include anything with a male submissive or female dominant, except for special cases like Ranma being submissive in her female form.

Spanking. Hell yes. Practically guaranteed in any story that I write. Mmm, just the thought of tanning Akane's cute little bottom ... Incidentally, if there are any women out there reading this in need of a sound spanking from a stern father figure ... oops, oh hi dear, didn't see you walk in behind me. No, no, put the mallet down! I promise you're the only one I want to spank!

Humiliation. Again, practically guaranteed. I really get off on stories where the girls are forced to say or do things they find humiliating. Especially if they find themselves turned on in spite of themselves.

Rape. What can I say? I like dark erotica. So yes, rape would be a reasonable theme in my stories. It wouldn't appear in every story, however. And always bear in mind it's just fantasy. I'd tell you how I think real rapists should be dealt with, but I'm afraid some of my readers here might be too squeamish.

Torture. Psychological, yes. Physical, not too severe. Extreme physical torture which borders on maiming (or worse) is a turn off.

Role playing. Might appear here and there. It's not a big thing for me though.

Piercing. Not in any story of mine, sorry. I know many of my readers like it, but personally it's a major turn off, so I just can't write it. I have trouble looking a girl in the face if she has an eyebrow piercing. Much otherwise good pornography is ruined for me by navel piercings.

Tattoos. These are okay with me if they're relatively discrete, though I don't personally find extensive displays attractive. Tattoos wouldn't show up commonly in my stories, although I might have a character get one as a submission thing - as a mark of being owned, that sort of thing.

Watersports. Not at all likely to appear in my stories. I have to be in an unusual state of mind to find the idea slightly erotic, so it is improbable that I would write it into a story.

Scat. Ick. No way. Nor anything which hints of it to me, such as licking or tongue-probing an anus, or tasting semen which has emerged from an asshole. Sorry, but anal penetration (fingers, toys, intercourse, enemas) is the closest that I'll get to this.

Bestiality. Maybe. That's as far as I'll go right now. I can see myself writing some scenes, particularly, though not necessarily, if it involves someone with a Jusenkyo curse. I don't expect to have any such thing in Moxibustion Violation. And if I write any such scenes in future, it would only be female human and male animal.

Threesomes, orgies, etc. Sure, why not?

Voyeurism, exhibitionism. Yes, with limitations. If exposure is forced on someone, then I'm not likely to write it in a way which would lead to large scale public awareness of it. I.e., I'm not really into lives which are "publicly ruined" (although non-public trauma is another matter entirely).

Cuckold. Depends. I'm okay with writing it so long as I can identify with the guy doing the cuckolding. I don't think I could write it if I find myself identifying with the guy being cuckolded.

Incest. No problem here. Brother/sister, father/daughter, mother/son, more distant relations - I'm cool with writing it as long as the rest of the plot is sufficiently erotic to me.

Pedophilia. That depends on your definition. MV has already involved some sex between adults and a sixteen year old, but I don't really regard that as pedophilia. I can't see myself writing anything involving prepubescent children. Since I'm most likely to write in the Ranma universe, and since the characters there are all at least sixteen, the issue is unlikely to arise.

Fetishism. Too many possibilities to list individually. But generally speaking, I wouldn't object to including most such in a story if it works with the plot.

Mind control. If I keep writing long enough after MV, I'll probably dip into this theme. After all, there are so many good possibilities in Ranma 1/2. Kairaishi mushrooms, fishing rods of love, etc., etc.

Piercing

It has been privately suggested that I consider having the molesters force Ranma and Akane to be pierced, as this provides possibilities for BDSM play. I thought I'd let everyone know now that this isn't going to happen, for the simple reason that I personally regard piercing as a turn off.

Please note, this is a personal taste. I have no problem with other people liking it, or liking to read about it, or having it done themselves. But as the author of the story, given that writing about it would have a negative effect on my libido, it's not going to be showing up.

Sorry 'bout that (for those of you who would have enjoyed it).