Kagome Pairings

I've written some of chapter 30. Ukyo's first time playing with Ranma and Akane under Ryoga's rules. She isn't thrilled to find that Ranma is stuck as a girl and thus can't service her as a boy, but agrees that it's not a bad idea that her former fiancé won't be able to screw Akane anytime soon.

I was reading an Inuyasha lemon yesterday, pairing Inuyasha and Kagome. It got me thinking about something. I enjoy Inuyasha/Kagome lemons. I can also enjoy lemons, dark or otherwise, in which Kagome has sex with Koga, Miroku, Naraku, Shippo, bandits, Hojo, male schoolmates, or other strangers in the past or present (though I'm not partial to these as ordinary pairings). What I am totally unable to read, as ordinary pairing or lemon, dark, light or in-between, is any suggestion of a relationship and/or sex between Kagome and Sesshomaru. It's not that I can't stand reading Sesshomaru pairings - I have no problem if he's paired with Rin, Kagura, or someone else. It's particularly strange when you consider the large number of Kagome/Sesshomaru shippers out there in the fan-fiction universe.

MV 29 Progress

For some reason, Google Chrome is really misbehaving trying to make this post. It crashed a couple of times. Finally switched to Firefox.

In any case, I wanted to report that I've made some good progress on chapter 29 of Moxibustion Violation. I've finished the scene on New Year's morning between Ryoga and Kodachi. Although I don't want to make any promises, I've got a reasonable hope of posting the chapter by the end of the coming weekend. I've got my fingers crossed, anyway.

I tried reading The Dragons of Spirit and Love on FFnet, and just couldn't. It reinforces something I've already realized. When it comes to a story which is clearly erotica/porn, I find rape and other coerced sex an exciting, arousing element of the story. Because I see the entire story as fantasy, and don't get as "involved" as I do in non-erotic stories. In those other types of stories, where I want to suspend disbelief and get "into" the story, I don't like to have something ugly and dark like rape occur. It's a bit of a bipolar attitude I suppose.

Musings on Pornography

Why does 90% of lemon/pornographic fan-fiction read like it was written by a virgin who's never seen a real girl in the nude before?

When are people who write amateur pornography going to learn that the hymen is at the entrance and not halfway down the vagina?

Likewise when will they learn that the tip of the penis does not press against the cervix during intercourse, and that if it could penetrate the cervix then that prick would have to have a really weird bend in it?

Why are males in pornographic films and pictures so mentally retarded that they don't realize their semen is supposed to end up inside the vagina, and not on the girl's belly or ass?

Every time I read about an inexperienced girl drooling over the sight of a massive penis, I roll my eyes. Real inexperienced girls are generally nervous about the size of a perfectly average penis. Something twelve inches long and two inches thick would probably make them scream and run away.

It's amazing how often one reads about two virgins having an absolutely fabulous first time together. No awkwardness. No learning curve. Pleasuring each other as skillfully as someone with years of experience.

It's equally amazing how often two completely inexperienced lovers immediately start experimenting with anal sex, role playing, bondage, etc.

For the life of me I'll never understand why people who draw pornographic scenes like to draw the girls with tits bigger than basketballs. To me, such girls look malformed, which detracts from the viewing pleasure. I find it much more erotic when the girls are portrayed with breasts which look realistic.

Tattoos

I wonder what's up with the Ranma Hentai Books site. Here we are into October, and still waiting for the mid-September update. It's a pity they decided to change their policy on the artwork they post, as they carry a lot less of it these days.

I'd like to suggest that people check out Ranma's Tattoo Blues, the latest story by Imsadistic / obsidians. The first chapter makes it look like it could be pretty good, even if it doesn't end up with any lemon content. Can't you just picture everyone — even Akane — trying to trick Ranma into letting them get a look at his ass so they can learn whose name is there? Or in some cases not even bothering with trickery, but just going for brute force ripping them off?

I could also see a future chapter where the four fiancees get together to conspire on a means to find out whose name is on Ranma's backside. During the planning session they get drunk, and end up going out and getting tattoos of their own. Akane could get a galloping stallion, kind of like the headband she wore in Fighting Chance. Maybe in the end Ranma could agree to a session of "I'll show you mine if all of you show me yours."

Never mind the Cockbites

I read the latest chapter of foesjoe's Never mind the Cockbites and I'm a bit disappointed. The story starts off pretty well, but in chapter 5 Ranma has Akane at his mercy and just leaves her there? Why? Just to prove that she can't force him to do something? Hell, the spanking he gave her was enough to show she wasn't the one in control. If he didn't want to give her exactly what she wanted, he could have taken her anally, or jacked off on her face, or something. But to just walk away without getting himself off, to me that's nuts.

Hey, did anybody else notice that M.Zephyr finally updated his web site again? It's been, what, over half a year? More? Now if only he'd recover enough to write some more stories. (In case you can't tell, I'm a big fan of his Ranma/Akane stories.)

Not that I'm one to talk. Sorry, but no progress to report.

MV 25 Started

I wrote a chunk of chapter 25 of Moxibustion Violation today. Not a huge amount, but at least it's something. The words were flowing pretty smoothly for a while, until a necessary chore interrupted.

I know the slow progress must be frustrating for everyone. It's certainly pretty frustrating for me. I can't seem to find any spare time for writing except on the weekends. Then when the weekend rolls around, I tell myself I'm definitely going to get some writing done, but the old fire is usually lacking and I find myself frittering my time away on other things instead. There are times I'd like to chuck this shit I'm taking in the trash, if it weren't for the certain knowledge that the result would only be worse.

Enough of that. I don't want to write a lot of angsty, whiny crap about how awful my life is. Because it isn't, not really, and I know that. Hell, compared to a lot of people I've got a damned good life.

I'm enjoying reading T.H.Tiger's story Games. It's a nice little bit of Ranma porn which allows Ranma to enjoy things in both male and female forms. Of course, I'd like it better if Akane wasn't a dyke, but I understand that's part of the original set up and I can live with it.

I wish more people could write good InuYasha porn which involved him, Kagome and their gang. But so much of it is either poorly written, or pairs Kagome with Sesshomaru, which is a pairing that I just can't see. Mind you, I don't insist on I/K for porn. Let Miroku bang Kagome, InuYasha give it to Sango, Shippo put a spell on them all. Hell, even bring Kouga into it, if done right. But S/K is just too weird. In any case, I don't look too often, because the mountains of crap are just too high to wade through.

That's one advantage to Ranma fiction. There may not be as much of it as InuYasha, but it seems like a higher percentage of the stories are at least decent reads.