Rearranging

Spent all day rearranging a couple of rooms in the house, mostly swapping their contents. Only got about halfway done. It's times like these that one realizes just how much debris one has accumulated.

Working on Reversal Jewel Scene

Nabiki's part of the scene based on the Reversal Jewel is taking a little longer to write than I expected. I think I'm about a third to halfway through it. I believe you'll be satisfied with the end result when I finish.

Nabiki Reversed, Part 1

Part 1 of a scene based on the Reversal Jewel arc in the manga, found in VIZ translation volume 20, chapters 7 to 10, and most specifically chapter 10. Alternatively, this was volume 22 chapter 10 in the original Japanese volumes, or chapter 233 out of 407 in the overall chapter count. In canon, it was pretty much as depicted at the beginning of the scene below, except that Cologne managed to take the jewel off of Akane shortly after she noticed it. Akane forgot why she was at the Nekohanten, Ranma said something about Akane loving him so much, and she punched him through the ceiling.

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Ranma knelt beside Shampoo in the Nekohanten, sweating and nervous in his formal attire. It was supposed to be easy. For some reason Shampoo had stopped pursuing him, instead expressing disgust and even hatred toward him. His ego could not handle this. In order to set the world right again, and restore Shampoo's devotion toward him, all he had to do was to tell her that he loved her. Then she would say it back, he could take a deep breath, and he could forget that all of this had happened.

For the third time he tried. “Shampoo. I'm only going to say this once. I ... I l-... I l-... Um. I-I-I er ...”

“I love you!”

Ranma stared at the girl who had popped up in front of him. Akane. Beaming at him with her eyes shining in a way he had never seen. Her face absolutely glowing. A smile on her lips which pierced his heart with its beauty. And to his shock she was saying ...

“I love you so much!”

Of course his shock was as nothing compared to Shampoo's, from where she was sitting now behind Akane. The purple-haired Amazon's mouth was comically agape.

All around them students of Furinkan High School jumped out, appearing from their hiding places under the tables. Corks popped out of champagne bottles. A multitude of voices cried simultaneously, “Congratulations!”

And if those students had been expecting to congratulate Ranma for saying those words to Shampoo, instead of Akane saying them to Ranma, well ... they'd been waiting under those tables for over an hour already.

Akaneniichuan Poll

I'm setting up a new poll, which will ask the following question.

"Which character, if cursed by the Akaneniichuan, would put it to the most perverted use?"

For those who have forgotten the manga, or have only seen the anime, the Akaneniichuan is the Spring of Drowned/Immersed Akane, created by Kima of the Phoenix Guard by dunking Akane into a blank Jusenkyo spring. This occurs during the final arc of the manga concerning Saffron, the Phoenix people, and Mount Jusendo. It was created specifically so that Kima herself could use the curse to impersonate Akane, in order to steal the Kinjakan back from Ranma. Anyone cursed by the spring will, when splashed with cold water, turn into an identical twin of Akane.

I will restrict the poll to a single vote, in order to elect the character who would make the most perverted use of the curse.

Summer is the Pits

I despise summers.

During the winter, when I'm too cold, I can always put on more clothing. During summer, once I'm down to skin, there's nothing else to be done.

Poll Results for Nodoka

The question was: "Which male character(s) would be the most interesting sex partners for Nodoka Saotome?" Multiple choices were allowed in voting.

Top choice with 29/57 (50%) votes was: Pantyhose Taro. I'm guessing people like the idea of tentacle sex for Nodoka. Or maybe pantyhose bondage. Or both. Or bestiality with a really big beast? Who knows.

Choice number 2 was the incest choice of her son Ranma, with 24/57 (47%) of the votes.

After that everyone was a distant finisher, with Happosai and Kuno (Tatewaki) coming in at 7/57 (12%), then Ryoga at 6/57 (10%), followed by Principal Kuno at 5/57 (8%). Ryu Kumon (my favorite) had a measly 3/57 (5%), while Mousse and Soun only got 2/57 (3%) votes each, and her husband Genma came in dead last with a single vote.

The Japanese Nanniichuan, part 2

(from part 1)

“Um ... yes?” Ranma suggested hopefully. She winced as all of the eyes staring at her suddenly became much harder.

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Akane shook his head disdainfully. “Consequences, Ranma. There are going to be a couple of them. First of all, we're going to put a guard over the spring in the middle of our locker room. Both to make sure no one falls in by accident, and to make sure you can't get to it. If you try to get past us even once, we'll do everything in our power to drain the spring so that you never get the cure. Understood? If you want it, you need to find a way to get Nyanniichuan water shipped here first. Enough to cure every one of us girls. Once we're cured, then we'll let you have your cure.”

The look on Akane's face, and all of the others, was so frightening that Ranma could only nod her head. While trying to think of how to get in touch with the Jusenkyo guide, and pay the huge costs involved. And if she found a way, maybe get a cask of Nanniichuan from Jusenkyo thrown in as well, just in case her classmates here were still angry.

“That's the first consequence. Here's the second. Because of your total thoughtlessness and carelessness, we're all cursed now to be boys. Well, we think you should enjoy the fruits of your labor. So, Ranma, we're going to help you learn just what it is that boys like to do with girls.”

Ranma's eyes circled around her, staring at all the cocks pointed in her direction. She fought back a whimper. “That's okay. You don't haveta go to the trouble,” she tried.

The Japanese Nanniichuan, part 1

Tempers were running high on both sides of the argument. On the one side were the girls of Furinkan High class 1-F, led by Akane Tendo, angry at the invasion of their locker room by Ranma Saotome. Even worse, he had done so while they were in states of partial undress, and despite the traps they had set to keep out such a pervert after they had become suspicious. That the evil old gnome Happosai had put in a temporary appearance was merely the icing on the cake.

On the other side of the argument was Ranma Saotome, gender changer extraordinaire. From his point of view, all he was attempting to do was to find a cure for the curse which caused him to change into a female, and these girls were merely in his way. The map obtained by his rival Ryoga indicated that this cure, known as the Japanese Nanniichuan, was right under their feet here in the locker room.

In the middle was Ryoga Hibiki, bearer of a similar curse which caused him to change into a pig, a fact known only to Ranma among those here in this room. On the one hand he wanted the cure just as badly, and had been equally instrumental in penetrating the girls locker room. On the other hand, his short attention span had caused him to fight with Ranma on the excuse of “protecting” the girls.

So there Ranma was facing Akane inside the locker room, Ryoga lying on the floor between them, and all the other girls watching through the doorway to see what would happen next.

“Listen to me!” Ranma shouted. “The only reason I'm in here is to find the Nanniichuan!”

“What?!” Akane cried, shocked. “Are you trying to tell me there's a spring of drowned man here, under the girls locker room?!” She gave him a weird look. “Are you sure?”

Still Here - Busy

Still here. Been busy. I hope to have another scene done soon.

Still working

I haven't posted in the last few days because I've been doing some reading and working on something unrelated. I do have the next scene from ENE about half finished, although I was struggling with it a little. Hopefully I'll have it ready to post in a day or two. It will feature female-Ranma.

New Poll

I've added a new poll, as well as rearranging the sidebar a bit. The tag cloud is now located at the bottom below the posts. The poll closes after July 21 (on my browser, at least, it's hard to read how many days are left).

First Kiss, Part 2

From the end of Part 1:
“Girls! Form a wall! Block the view!”

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Sadly, no one listened. The other girls were just as fascinated by what was happening as all the boys. Cell phones were whipped out, recording video and taking photographs. The only response to Yuka's and Sayuri's efforts was that some fellow students grabbed them and pulled them out of the way so everyone else could watch unobstructed.

Nabiki, observing these developments from a second floor window, wondered if she should go down and help her little sister. Or perhaps use the opportunity to make some money. On further contemplation, she decided to do neither. With Ranma in his current state, attempting to help could get her seriously injured. While if she attempted to make money off of what was happening, the serious injuries might come later. After all, her little sister did know where she lived. She felt a little bad about this decision, but for the sake of her own health she merely settled back to watch with interest. And take a few photos of her own.

Still shouting at Ranma to stop, Akane gave up on attacking him and concentrated on trying to cover herself. Without a supporting arm, she fell onto her back, lying on the grass. She was all too aware that she was doing a pathetic job of hiding her interesting bits, and that around her boys and girls were taking photographs, recording her nude flesh for posterity.

The crowd of gathered students watched in awe, barely able to believe that this was occurring in front of their eyes. The few who might have been inclined to interfere were both too scared of Ranma, and too aware of what had happened to Yuka and Sayuri when they attempted to do so. Those two girls had ended up tied to one of the trees, helpless now to do anything. A sea of pants showed huge tents in front. Less visibly, panties had become soaked under all the skirts. Cameras captured permanent images of Ranma's massive prick jutting straight out below him — mostly cameras belonging to girls. Other cameras — belonging to both genders — would preserve pictures of Akane's lovely boobs, topped by stiff nipples which her squirming arm failed to keep covered, as well as the neat bush of hair just above the juncture of her thighs, which the splayed fingers of her other hand left almost entirely revealed.

First Kiss, Part 1

Akane's shot with the arrow flew straight and true. Far too few people remembered that the Anything Goes school trained its practitioners in all martial arts, not just the unarmed ones. She was expert with bow, sword, staff and spear among others, and even a fair shot with a rifle.

Of course, this particular attempt at archery was a little more unusual than most. For tied just behind the tip of the arrow was a large bag filled with catnip. That an arrow with such a weight would even come near its target was miraculous, and the students in the schoolyard stared in amazement as it flew directly toward the figure of Ranma Saotome, leaping high through the air.

One might ask why Akane Tendo was firing an arrow at the boy to whom she was, at least nominally, engaged. One could be forgiven for assuming that the pair had gotten into yet another argument, since such was hardly uncommon and all too often did lead to violence. She was merely doing her best to stop her fiancé, who was damaging property due to temporary insanity brought on by a failed martial arts technique. At this moment Ranma had not a human thought in his head, instead believing himself to be a cat, and the claws of pure chi which extended from his fingertips were capable of shredding whole trees.

Thus the catnip. Akane reasoned that if he believed himself to be a cat, moving like a cat, making noises like a cat, using claws like a cat, then there was hope that catnip would affect him like a cat. If she could get him blissed out enough on the stuff, then perhaps he would settle down.

The bag carried by the arrow intersected the arc along which Ranma was flying through the air. He saw it coming and swiped his hand at it disdainfully. The bag was shredded, and leaves of catnip flew all around him. He landed, with several leaves stuck to him or drifting to the grass around him. He gave several loud sniffs.

Suddenly he was bouncing around all over the place, far more hyperactively than before, emitting euphoric meow sounds. Students had to dodge out of his way, terrified. Akane began to think that maybe the catnip hadn't been such a good idea after all. She let out a whispered, “Oh no!”

Ranma stuck his next landing and his head spun, eyes locking upon her. Could he have heard her whisper? Was he going to attack her now? Akane prepared to run.

ENE 6

I've completed the first draft of the next scene for Erotic Nerima Encounters. It's almost 4000 words, so I'll probably break it into two parts for the blog, but expect that I'll post them fairly close together in time. This one is based on a relatively early scene from the manga, although not an extremely early scene. A few volumes in. The primary characters are Ranma and Akane.

Tendo Sisters by Farning

There's a new cartoon on Hentai Foundry that's pretty good. It combines three similar scenes showing Akane, Nabiki, and Kasumi being screwed, by a faceless male figure I believe is supposed to be their father Soun.

The link is http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/farning/437519/tendo-sisters

Ending the Three Year Smile of Death

Mousse, Ranma and Akane had gathered in the back of the Nekohanten to discuss the latest problem with the ancient proprietress, Cologne. After listening to the description of current events, the old woman agreed that her heir Shampoo might indeed be using the Three Year Smile of Death, a technique for storing vast quantities of anger, in order to make Mousse's life hell for the next three years.

After describing how the technique worked, Cologne informed them that there was a pressure point which could deal with the situation.

Mousse held his clenched fists in front of him, appearing eager. “So, if that point is pressed ...”

Cologne scoffed. “If you can press it. This is a specialized and dangerous attack, Mousse. With your modest skill you might lose your life.”

She turned toward Ranma. “But with your skill, future son-in-law ...”

He nodded confidently. Mousse slammed a palm on the table, shouting “What?!”

Cologne dug through a crate and pulled out a videotape, which she said would demonstrate the pressure point. As the action reached the critical event, she indicated one character's hand with a pointer. “Observe his technique carefully. This is the precise target!”

At that moment the person indicated on screen reached his hand between the legs of a waitress from behind, and goosed her firmly.

Upcoming ENE Chapter 5

I just finished the first draft of the next scene for Erotic Nerima Encounters. It's too late tonight to proofread, so I imagine I'll get around to posting it sometime during the day on Monday. It primarily involves Mousse and Shampoo.

Scenes for ENE

I finished going through the manga and jotting down quick idea for scenes for Erotic Nerima Encounters based on actual things which happened in the series. These really only represent starting points, from which more ideas could be developed by making even more changes from the source material. The initial list is about 220 items long, of which I've so far written up four.

Which is not to say I'll write up anything like that many. The main hope is that writing up some of these will get me inspired again toward writing longer pieces.

Porn in Other Fandoms

I was taking a little time to think over the fact that I'm not very interested in fanfiction erotica outside of the Ranma 1/2 universe.

One obvious problem is that I only read a signficant amount of fanfiction for two other fandoms, Inuyasha and Harry Potter. I do read occasional stuff for others, for example Ah My Goddess and D.N.Angel, but not very much.

I think the problem with Inuyasha is simple enough. The only interesting female character (to me) for erotic purposes is Kagome herself, which wouldn't lend itself to a lot of variety, and in any case I absolutely detest anything happening between Kagome and Sesshomaru even in porn. I find Sango to be uninteresting, Rin is too young, Kaede is too old, Kikyo is too dead, and Kagura is too minor. Also the present-day Japan is too small a piece of the story to be very interested in anything involving Kagome's mother or her school friends. Although the latter probably offers the most scope, insofar as what I would find interesting.

I'm more puzzled by my lack of interest where Harry Potter is concerned. There are enough girls for reasonably interesting stuff, starting with Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Nymphadora call-me-Tonks. Then expanding to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, the Gryffindor chasers, Fleur Delacour, and more. Even Narcissa Malfoy and her sister Bellatrix could work in a MILF sort of way (disregarding the latter was never a mother in the books).

I suspect the problem might be too narrow a window for appropriate ages. I enjoy fanfiction based on Hogwarts years 1-5 (or earlier), but seldom anything later. I personally found book 5 to be less interesting than books 1-4, and books 6 and 7 were much worse. So we have the settings from books 4 and 5 where the students in Harry's year were age 14-16, anything before that is getting too young, and anything after that is based on books I didn't like. Still, that ought to leave enough scope for plenty of good, hot stories, but it just doesn't seem to work for me.

It's a puzzle.

In Front of Mother

“Hey Akane, say cheese!”

“Huh?” Flash!

“I got a new camera!” Nabiki held the device out so her younger sister could see. “Look at how well the pictures turn out!”

Several photographs flipped past Akane's eyes. “Wait, stop!” She went back to one photograph in particular, then let out a small gasp. The photograph showed Akane herself, standing in front of the shoji. From behind the shoji and protruding out into view, she could clearly see the end of the cloth wrapped katana which Nodoka Saotome carried everywhere!

Oh no! she thought. I've got to warn Ranma! His mother is still somewhere around the house! She took off running, her short skirt swirling around her thighs, searching for her troublesome fiancé.

Meanwhile Ranma was upstairs in the guest room, trying to plan how he would apologize to Akane. He hadn't really meant to say he didn't want to see her tits. He had been annoyed, and scared of being caught acting like a pervert by his mother, and his mouth had gotten away from him — as it did all too often. The truth was, seeing Akane barely covered in an unhooked bra had given him an instant hard on, and he wasn't at all averse to seeing even more. The problem was how to explain that without getting thoroughly thrashed for putting it wrong.

Suddenly Akane burst into the room with him. Without the slightest pause she shouted, “Come on! You've got to hide!” then grabbed him by the pigtail and dragged him out into the hallway. She ran down the hall, pulling him behind, while he was still trying to work out what was happening so as to form a coherent protest.

He finally started to say something, only to have Akane clap a hand over his mouth and hiss, “Shh!”

Then she ducked through the door into her own bedroom, still pulling him behind. She closed the door quickly, locked it, then turned and gave a sigh of momentary relief.

Only to see the hem of a kimono sticking out of her own closet.

Upgrade complete

The operating system upgrade is complete (Fedora 24, a Linux distribution). All seems to be working perfectly, bar a couple of third party software packages I only use infrequently, which have not yet been updated to the new libraries.

I am also working on another installment of Erotic Nerima Encounters, which I hope to post to the blog later tonight or, at worst, sometime tomorrow.

Time Off for Upgrade

Not doing too much with erotica at the moment, since I'm in the process of upgrading the operating system on my main computer. So far it's going smoothly, and I'm at the stage of confirming that all the little fiddly settings are working the way that I want. Hopefully I'll be back to blogging something interesting in a day or two.