This is an update on where things currently stand. I doubt that I'll be getting back to writing any time soon, and possibly not for a long time.
I had what I thought to be a solid employment opportunity lined up only to have it fall through at the end for reasons which seemed, to me, to be inadequate. I suppose it seemed otherwise from their point of view.
At the moment I'm having to devote a lot of time to training to broaden my skill sets, in order to increase the available opportunities. So I just don't have time for a lot of other things, like writing. Besides, I strongly suspect that if I were to write anything at this time, what would emerge would likely be extremely dark, even by my usual standards.
While there's probably an audience for that, it isn't really what I want to do.
So while there's always a chance I'll be hit by a burst of inspiration or two, it should be assumed that I'm signing off for some time to come.
Monday, September 19, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Magical Item Poll Results
The results of the magical item poll suggest that the item a normal guy at Furinkan would most want to get his hands on for perverted purposes are kairaishi mushrooms, with 35/54 (64%) of those voting. These are the mushrooms which can force the eater to obey one specific command which is tied to an auditory stimulus, until the effect wears off.
A very distant second, with well less than half as many votes (14/54 = 25%) was a fishing pole of love, a device which could allow one to cause another person to fall in love with oneself, potentially forever. Although it is initially reversible if one can get hold of the fishing pole in time.
And in third place with 10/54 (18%) of the votes were the magic paper dolls, which can cause people to obey commands written on the dolls when those dolls are placed on a person's back.
From there it trailed downward with the love pill bracelet (9 votes), the wishbringer sword or sleeping powder or gas (8 votes each), instant Nyanniichuan powder (7 votes), the magical compact or paralysis powder or gas (5 votes each), the pail of preservation, lenses of invincibility, or the umbrella of love (4 votes apiece), some mushrooms of time or incense of spring sleep (3 votes each). In last place with one vote apiece were the reversal jewel or some super soba.
A very distant second, with well less than half as many votes (14/54 = 25%) was a fishing pole of love, a device which could allow one to cause another person to fall in love with oneself, potentially forever. Although it is initially reversible if one can get hold of the fishing pole in time.
And in third place with 10/54 (18%) of the votes were the magic paper dolls, which can cause people to obey commands written on the dolls when those dolls are placed on a person's back.
From there it trailed downward with the love pill bracelet (9 votes), the wishbringer sword or sleeping powder or gas (8 votes each), instant Nyanniichuan powder (7 votes), the magical compact or paralysis powder or gas (5 votes each), the pail of preservation, lenses of invincibility, or the umbrella of love (4 votes apiece), some mushrooms of time or incense of spring sleep (3 votes each). In last place with one vote apiece were the reversal jewel or some super soba.
Friday, August 19, 2016
Break
Got some things going on right now that are taking my attention. It will probably be at least a week before I can get back into things here, maybe more. (Hopefully not as long as my last hiatus.)
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Magical Item Poll
The poll question is “Which of the following items would a perverted sly male student at Furinkan wish to have?” The idea here is that we are talking about a male student who is perverted, reasonably intelligent (not idiots like canon Kuno or Gosunkugi who will screw it up), and fairly normal (not a highly powered martial artist). The poll is set up for approval voting - you may vote for multiple items which you think would be most applicable.
The following is a brief review of the items in question. In all cases assume that the person in possession only has a limited supply of the item.
Instant Nyanniichuan. Powder which when added to water produces a temporary spring of drowned girl; i.e., it gives a male a temporary curse like Ranma's.
Paralysis powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary paralysis in the victim. The person is conscious, but cannot move or speak.
Sleeping powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened.
Spring sleep incense. Similar to the previous, an incense which when breathed induces sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened until reacting to smells associated with summer. Warning: the victim though asleep will act out her or his dreams.
Love pill bracelet. A bracelet containing three pills which make the swallower fall in love with the first person seen of the opposite gender, with durations of one minute, one day, or one's lifetime. Assume that the possessor knows which pill is which.
Kairaishi mushrooms. When eaten by the victim, the first command which is given and associated with a sound, such as a clap or bell ringing, will cause the victim to obey that command every time she or he hears the sound until the effect wears off.
Super soba. When consumed (presumably by the possessor) one gains super strength, until the antidote is swallowed. Warning: the one affected will also grow cat whiskers.
Wishbringer sword. The possessor is granted three wishes, although the magic appears to be restricted to small things or events which can be made to appear as natural occurrences.
Magic paper dolls. Paper figures on which one may write a command. When placed on a person's back, the person must obey the command. The need to obey the command seems to end after the doll is removed. The possessor may only possess a limited number, around a dozen.
Reversal jewel. The person wearing the jewel will either express their feelings associated with romance and love in abundance, when worn in the upright position, or will express the opposite of those feelings when worn in the reversed position.
Fishing pole of love. Whoever is struck with the suction cup on the end of the fishing line will gradually fall in love with the caster, as the mark of a carp grows where struck. The antidote is to be struck with the suction cup a second time, so that it pulls the carp mark off.
Pail of preservation. When a Jusenkyo cursed individual is splashed with water from this pail, his or her curse is locked until splashed with water from the kettle of liberation.
Invincibility lenses. Whoever looks upon the person wearing the lenses of invincibility is forced to grovel, cry and apologize to the wearer.
Umbrella of love. Any two people who stand simultaneously under this umbrella will temporarily fall in love, at least while under the umbrella, even if they are of the same gender.
Mushrooms of time. Anyone eating one of these mushrooms will change to an age determined by the height of the mushroom - e.g., consuming a mushroom 12 cm tall will change one to age 12. Assume the possessor is growing the mushrooms, so can choose the desired height.
Magical compact. This appeared in the arc in which mirror images of Ranma came out of an enchanted mirror. It is a compact which when opened shows a small mirror, and anyone who gazes into that mirror is sucked into a moderately sized spherical room (essentially a prison cell) until someone holds the compact upside-down and shakes them out.
The following is a brief review of the items in question. In all cases assume that the person in possession only has a limited supply of the item.
Instant Nyanniichuan. Powder which when added to water produces a temporary spring of drowned girl; i.e., it gives a male a temporary curse like Ranma's.
Paralysis powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary paralysis in the victim. The person is conscious, but cannot move or speak.
Sleeping powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened.
Spring sleep incense. Similar to the previous, an incense which when breathed induces sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened until reacting to smells associated with summer. Warning: the victim though asleep will act out her or his dreams.
Love pill bracelet. A bracelet containing three pills which make the swallower fall in love with the first person seen of the opposite gender, with durations of one minute, one day, or one's lifetime. Assume that the possessor knows which pill is which.
Kairaishi mushrooms. When eaten by the victim, the first command which is given and associated with a sound, such as a clap or bell ringing, will cause the victim to obey that command every time she or he hears the sound until the effect wears off.
Super soba. When consumed (presumably by the possessor) one gains super strength, until the antidote is swallowed. Warning: the one affected will also grow cat whiskers.
Wishbringer sword. The possessor is granted three wishes, although the magic appears to be restricted to small things or events which can be made to appear as natural occurrences.
Magic paper dolls. Paper figures on which one may write a command. When placed on a person's back, the person must obey the command. The need to obey the command seems to end after the doll is removed. The possessor may only possess a limited number, around a dozen.
Reversal jewel. The person wearing the jewel will either express their feelings associated with romance and love in abundance, when worn in the upright position, or will express the opposite of those feelings when worn in the reversed position.
Fishing pole of love. Whoever is struck with the suction cup on the end of the fishing line will gradually fall in love with the caster, as the mark of a carp grows where struck. The antidote is to be struck with the suction cup a second time, so that it pulls the carp mark off.
Pail of preservation. When a Jusenkyo cursed individual is splashed with water from this pail, his or her curse is locked until splashed with water from the kettle of liberation.
Invincibility lenses. Whoever looks upon the person wearing the lenses of invincibility is forced to grovel, cry and apologize to the wearer.
Umbrella of love. Any two people who stand simultaneously under this umbrella will temporarily fall in love, at least while under the umbrella, even if they are of the same gender.
Mushrooms of time. Anyone eating one of these mushrooms will change to an age determined by the height of the mushroom - e.g., consuming a mushroom 12 cm tall will change one to age 12. Assume the possessor is growing the mushrooms, so can choose the desired height.
Magical compact. This appeared in the arc in which mirror images of Ranma came out of an enchanted mirror. It is a compact which when opened shows a small mirror, and anyone who gazes into that mirror is sucked into a moderately sized spherical room (essentially a prison cell) until someone holds the compact upside-down and shakes them out.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
The Ultimate Teacher, part 2
You should read part 1 first. Warning: There is extreme S&M and nonconsensual sex in this one, with the former in part 1 and the latter in part 2.
After a hurried discussion in the locker room, and a quick check that all of the girls — and more importantly, the crazy teacher — had indeed gone outside, the boys of class 1-F crept back upstairs. Opening the door quietly, a couple of them peeked inside to check that the room was exactly as it had been left. The room was a little dim, what with the lights off and an overcast day, but there was still plenty of light with which to see. Nothing was out of place, and the room was quiet, the five girls at the front apparently having stopped crying and choosing to remain silent.
After a hurried discussion, a protesting Hikaru Gosunkugi was pushed into the classroom. Even with a promised reward, the terror of being recognized by any of these girls before he could complete his task nearly made him wet his pants. Making sure to keep his face averted from the five, he slipped quietly up near the front of the room, and looked into the last box their new teacher had opened.
Finding what he sought, Hikaru lifted out five pieces of leather. Moving up behind Shampoo, he quickly placed the blindfold over her eyes, and continued to keep his face averted while buckling it in place behind her head. As expected, Shampoo cried out at this fresh indignity, and Hikaru prayed that the others would not recognize him when they looked over to discover the cause of this sound.
Moving as rapidly as possible, Hikaru had soon blindfolded all five of the girls. He then motioned to the boys at the door. All of the other boys from the class entered the room, the last one in closing the door again behind himself. None of them spoke, hoping that in the absence of voice recognition the girls would lack absolute certainty regarding their identities.
After a hurried discussion in the locker room, and a quick check that all of the girls — and more importantly, the crazy teacher — had indeed gone outside, the boys of class 1-F crept back upstairs. Opening the door quietly, a couple of them peeked inside to check that the room was exactly as it had been left. The room was a little dim, what with the lights off and an overcast day, but there was still plenty of light with which to see. Nothing was out of place, and the room was quiet, the five girls at the front apparently having stopped crying and choosing to remain silent.
After a hurried discussion, a protesting Hikaru Gosunkugi was pushed into the classroom. Even with a promised reward, the terror of being recognized by any of these girls before he could complete his task nearly made him wet his pants. Making sure to keep his face averted from the five, he slipped quietly up near the front of the room, and looked into the last box their new teacher had opened.
Finding what he sought, Hikaru lifted out five pieces of leather. Moving up behind Shampoo, he quickly placed the blindfold over her eyes, and continued to keep his face averted while buckling it in place behind her head. As expected, Shampoo cried out at this fresh indignity, and Hikaru prayed that the others would not recognize him when they looked over to discover the cause of this sound.
Moving as rapidly as possible, Hikaru had soon blindfolded all five of the girls. He then motioned to the boys at the door. All of the other boys from the class entered the room, the last one in closing the door again behind himself. None of them spoke, hoping that in the absence of voice recognition the girls would lack absolute certainty regarding their identities.
The Ultimate Teacher, part 1
Warning: There is extreme S&M and nonconsensual sex in this one, with the former in part 1 and the latter in part 2.
Principal Kuno of Furinkan High School sat facing the chair on the other side of the desk in his office. A vicious smile curved his mouth and there was a gleam in his eye. In the chair sat a little brown teddy bear.
“When I hear you conquer three school full o' delinquents an' da kine,” the principal said to the bear, “I'm pullin' every string to bring you here! So you got just one mission here ... to crush Ranma Saotome!” The man burst out into maniacal laughter.
Then he leaned back and wiped his forehead. “Okay. Dat's forty-five rehearsals. I wish dat Ninomiya would show up.”
Outside in the schoolyard a young girl no one had seen before was walking toward the school. In appearance, she belonged in elementary school, or perhaps very early middle school. There was a great deal of chatter among the students in the yard wondering what she was doing here at the high school. Most of the talk broke up when she approached Ranma's friends Hiroshi and Daisuke.
“Um ... 'scuse me?” she said to the pair.
Hiroshi smiled at the tyke and asked, “What can we do for ya?”
Her own face lit up and she cheerfully requested, “Can you take me to the principal's office?”
Principal Kuno of Furinkan High School sat facing the chair on the other side of the desk in his office. A vicious smile curved his mouth and there was a gleam in his eye. In the chair sat a little brown teddy bear.
“When I hear you conquer three school full o' delinquents an' da kine,” the principal said to the bear, “I'm pullin' every string to bring you here! So you got just one mission here ... to crush Ranma Saotome!” The man burst out into maniacal laughter.
Then he leaned back and wiped his forehead. “Okay. Dat's forty-five rehearsals. I wish dat Ninomiya would show up.”
Outside in the schoolyard a young girl no one had seen before was walking toward the school. In appearance, she belonged in elementary school, or perhaps very early middle school. There was a great deal of chatter among the students in the yard wondering what she was doing here at the high school. Most of the talk broke up when she approached Ranma's friends Hiroshi and Daisuke.
“Um ... 'scuse me?” she said to the pair.
Hiroshi smiled at the tyke and asked, “What can we do for ya?”
Her own face lit up and she cheerfully requested, “Can you take me to the principal's office?”
ENE Scene 10 Done
I've just finished the first draft of the next scene for Erotic Nerima Encounters. This one involves more than one girl, and there will be sexual acts - unlike Angry Bush, which was mainly restricted to humiliation. Warning, there is definite nonconsensual sex in this upcoming one.
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Angry Bush
“Ranma!” The members of the Tendo household had rarely heard Ranma's father Genma shout so loudly, even at his angriest. “Why do you hate me so?!”
The two men, father and son, came charging down the stairs, through the family room, and out to the engawa. For some reason Ranma's face was striped with a multitude of long scratches.
Ranma turned and shouted over his shoulder. “This stuff is dangerous! I'm giving it back!”
Nabiki sighed while standing by the table in her pajamas, as her father watched the goings on from over the top of his newspaper. Shaking her head, Nabiki realized that Ranma must have stolen the bottle of experimental hair tonic from his father, the one which made the man's bald head grow towering steel hard spikes of hair whenever he became angry, which promptly fell out again as soon as he cheered up. Compared to the usual weird happenings around the Saotomes, this barely rated mention.
Outside, Akane was just coming in through the gate, returning from her early morning jog. She too saw the chase, and dismissed it as nothing out of the ordinary. Closing the gate behind her, she turned back again to head into the house.
At that moment Genma grabbed a large can of oil standing beside the engawa, and tossed the contents forward around Ranma's feet. The young man's legs shot out from under him and he somersaulted through the air. The bottle of hair tonic flew out of his hand, describing a high arc, then came back down.
The two men, father and son, came charging down the stairs, through the family room, and out to the engawa. For some reason Ranma's face was striped with a multitude of long scratches.
Ranma turned and shouted over his shoulder. “This stuff is dangerous! I'm giving it back!”
Nabiki sighed while standing by the table in her pajamas, as her father watched the goings on from over the top of his newspaper. Shaking her head, Nabiki realized that Ranma must have stolen the bottle of experimental hair tonic from his father, the one which made the man's bald head grow towering steel hard spikes of hair whenever he became angry, which promptly fell out again as soon as he cheered up. Compared to the usual weird happenings around the Saotomes, this barely rated mention.
Outside, Akane was just coming in through the gate, returning from her early morning jog. She too saw the chase, and dismissed it as nothing out of the ordinary. Closing the gate behind her, she turned back again to head into the house.
At that moment Genma grabbed a large can of oil standing beside the engawa, and tossed the contents forward around Ranma's feet. The young man's legs shot out from under him and he somersaulted through the air. The bottle of hair tonic flew out of his hand, describing a high arc, then came back down.
Akaneniichuan Poll Results
The poll asked, "Which character, if cursed by the Akaneniichuan, would put it to the most perverted use?"
The winner by far, with 18 of 45 votes (45%) was one of Ranma's other fiancees, Shampoo, Ukyo or Kodachi. I know, in fact, of a couple of stories where Shampoo did so. In one she had sex with Kuno in front of the entire school in order to brand Akane as a slut, except it backfired when Akane appeared on the scene and everyone found out what was going on. In the other Shampoo had the real Akane shipped off to China, while she remained in Japan with the curse locked and married Ranma (with him thinking she was Akane - Shampoo also had her voice removed so that speaking wouldn't give her away).
In second and third places, with 5 and 4 votes out of 45 respectively (11% and 8%), were Happosai and Tatewaki Kuno. I can easily imagine either of them using it while playing with themselves, and Happosai using it to bathe with Nabiki and Kasumi.
Tied for third with 3 votes out of 45 (6%) were Ryoga, Nabiki, Cologne, a male schoolmate such as Hiroshi, Daisuke or Hikaru, or someone else entirely (without much indication of who the someone else would be). Nabiki would probably use it to make money (dirty pictures, etc.), and I imagine Cologne would use it to have sex with Ranma.
In the last two places were Kasumi with 2 of 45 votes (4%), and Ranma with only 1 vote (2%).
The winner by far, with 18 of 45 votes (45%) was one of Ranma's other fiancees, Shampoo, Ukyo or Kodachi. I know, in fact, of a couple of stories where Shampoo did so. In one she had sex with Kuno in front of the entire school in order to brand Akane as a slut, except it backfired when Akane appeared on the scene and everyone found out what was going on. In the other Shampoo had the real Akane shipped off to China, while she remained in Japan with the curse locked and married Ranma (with him thinking she was Akane - Shampoo also had her voice removed so that speaking wouldn't give her away).
In second and third places, with 5 and 4 votes out of 45 respectively (11% and 8%), were Happosai and Tatewaki Kuno. I can easily imagine either of them using it while playing with themselves, and Happosai using it to bathe with Nabiki and Kasumi.
Tied for third with 3 votes out of 45 (6%) were Ryoga, Nabiki, Cologne, a male schoolmate such as Hiroshi, Daisuke or Hikaru, or someone else entirely (without much indication of who the someone else would be). Nabiki would probably use it to make money (dirty pictures, etc.), and I imagine Cologne would use it to have sex with Ranma.
In the last two places were Kasumi with 2 of 45 votes (4%), and Ranma with only 1 vote (2%).
Saturday, August 6, 2016
Next Scene Involves Akane
I'm well into the next scene, which will be centered around Akane. I'm about one half to two thirds of the way through, based on my intentions. I think it's quite a bit whackier than the others so far, although to make it work I had to invoke cliche anger management issues on Akane's part. Although it's not excessive, and these kinds of stories are usually heavy on cliche anyway.
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Nabiki Reversed, part 3
Read parts 1 and 2 first.
Nabiki licked her lips while looking at the boy standing in the doorway, staring at her with his arms crossed. So far he hadn't said a word, not even to greet her. “So, um, hi Ochida-kun ...” she started.
“Gotta admit,” Noboru Ochida interrupted her, “I wasn't expecting to see you again after our date. You made it pretty clear you didn't owe me anything, afterward.” He could guess why she might be here after the stuff Shoichi and Isamu were saying online, but saw no reason to make it any easier on her.
Nabiki looked embarrassed. “Um, yes. I do need to apologize about that. I was wrong, I admit it. If you let me, I'll make it up to you now.”
Noboru said nothing but took a step backward. Nabiki slipped past and entered the house, then turned to him and said cheerfully, “So which way to your bedroom?”
He led the way around a corner and into the family room. “My parents won't be home from work for a couple of hours yet. This'll do fine.”
Nabiki looked around and suppressed a grimace. She'd much prefer a bed, but needs must. Smiling again, she unzipped her skirt and let it fall. As she continued removing clothing, she grew puzzled that Noboru was simply standing there, watching her.
Nabiki licked her lips while looking at the boy standing in the doorway, staring at her with his arms crossed. So far he hadn't said a word, not even to greet her. “So, um, hi Ochida-kun ...” she started.
“Gotta admit,” Noboru Ochida interrupted her, “I wasn't expecting to see you again after our date. You made it pretty clear you didn't owe me anything, afterward.” He could guess why she might be here after the stuff Shoichi and Isamu were saying online, but saw no reason to make it any easier on her.
Nabiki looked embarrassed. “Um, yes. I do need to apologize about that. I was wrong, I admit it. If you let me, I'll make it up to you now.”
Noboru said nothing but took a step backward. Nabiki slipped past and entered the house, then turned to him and said cheerfully, “So which way to your bedroom?”
He led the way around a corner and into the family room. “My parents won't be home from work for a couple of hours yet. This'll do fine.”
Nabiki looked around and suppressed a grimace. She'd much prefer a bed, but needs must. Smiling again, she unzipped her skirt and let it fall. As she continued removing clothing, she grew puzzled that Noboru was simply standing there, watching her.
Nabiki Reversed, part 2
From part 1:
At that point Nabiki saw the jewel attached to the front of Akane's shirt, which was crumpled up on the floor in front of the door. Habitually inclined to borrow her sister's things, Nabiki picked the shirt up off the floor and detached the jewel. Admiring the pretty ornament for a moment, she attached it to the bottom of the necklace hanging around her neck. The diamonds inlaid in the jade surface made an arc curving downward at the bottom.
It was only her bad luck that this was the reversed position of the Reversal Jewel, causing one's natural inclinations in love and romance to be turned upside down.
Shoichi Nakamura opened his front door, only to find to his surprise that the one who had knocked was Nabiki Tendo. A pretty hot looking Nabiki Tendo, in a short skirt and a blouse open to show some sort of green jewelry on a necklace nestled within her delectable cleavage. A pity she hadn't dressed like this for their date last night. Speaking of which ... why was she back so soon?
“Hello Tendo-san,” he essayed carefully. “What may I do for you?”
Nabiki stepped forward, placing herself firmly inside his personal space. She looked up into his eyes and said, “I wanted to apologize for the way I treated you last night. You bought me flowers and a gift, and paid for my dinner and the tickets to the play, and ... all I gave you in return was to let you kiss me on the cheek. I realized today that wasn't fair at all.” She reached out a finger and ran it down the bare skin of his arm.
Shoichi was temporarily speechless. When he had given her a look of betrayal at the end of their date last night, after spending so much upon her, she had explained the facts of life to him in clear and unmistakable sentences. It was the natural order of things for boys to spend money on her in exchange for being graced with her presence, but her affections were most definitely not for sale. Yet now she seemed to be suggesting ...
He cleared his throat. “Umm, so you're here to ...?” He trailed off, wondering if she would complete the statement.
“To make your dreams come true,” she declared throatily. The palm of her hand on his chest pushed him further inside, and she followed him, closing the door behind herself. “So where's your room, Nakamura-kun?”
At that point Nabiki saw the jewel attached to the front of Akane's shirt, which was crumpled up on the floor in front of the door. Habitually inclined to borrow her sister's things, Nabiki picked the shirt up off the floor and detached the jewel. Admiring the pretty ornament for a moment, she attached it to the bottom of the necklace hanging around her neck. The diamonds inlaid in the jade surface made an arc curving downward at the bottom.
It was only her bad luck that this was the reversed position of the Reversal Jewel, causing one's natural inclinations in love and romance to be turned upside down.
Shoichi Nakamura opened his front door, only to find to his surprise that the one who had knocked was Nabiki Tendo. A pretty hot looking Nabiki Tendo, in a short skirt and a blouse open to show some sort of green jewelry on a necklace nestled within her delectable cleavage. A pity she hadn't dressed like this for their date last night. Speaking of which ... why was she back so soon?
“Hello Tendo-san,” he essayed carefully. “What may I do for you?”
Nabiki stepped forward, placing herself firmly inside his personal space. She looked up into his eyes and said, “I wanted to apologize for the way I treated you last night. You bought me flowers and a gift, and paid for my dinner and the tickets to the play, and ... all I gave you in return was to let you kiss me on the cheek. I realized today that wasn't fair at all.” She reached out a finger and ran it down the bare skin of his arm.
Shoichi was temporarily speechless. When he had given her a look of betrayal at the end of their date last night, after spending so much upon her, she had explained the facts of life to him in clear and unmistakable sentences. It was the natural order of things for boys to spend money on her in exchange for being graced with her presence, but her affections were most definitely not for sale. Yet now she seemed to be suggesting ...
He cleared his throat. “Umm, so you're here to ...?” He trailed off, wondering if she would complete the statement.
“To make your dreams come true,” she declared throatily. The palm of her hand on his chest pushed him further inside, and she followed him, closing the door behind herself. “So where's your room, Nakamura-kun?”
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Reversal Jewel Scene - draft done
Just finished, finally, the first draft of the reversal jewel scene. Well over 6000, closer to 7000 words. It's very late and I'm calling it quits for tonight (with dawn not so terribly far off). I'll try to work on polishing it up for posting tomorrow, if nothing else comes up.
Sunday, July 31, 2016
Rearranging
Spent all day rearranging a couple of rooms in the house, mostly swapping their contents. Only got about halfway done. It's times like these that one realizes just how much debris one has accumulated.
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Working on Reversal Jewel Scene
Nabiki's part of the scene based on the Reversal Jewel is taking a little longer to write than I expected. I think I'm about a third to halfway through it. I believe you'll be satisfied with the end result when I finish.
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Nabiki Reversed, Part 1
Part 1 of a scene based on the Reversal Jewel arc in the manga, found in VIZ translation volume 20, chapters 7 to 10, and most specifically chapter 10. Alternatively, this was volume 22 chapter 10 in the original Japanese volumes, or chapter 233 out of 407 in the overall chapter count. In canon, it was pretty much as depicted at the beginning of the scene below, except that Cologne managed to take the jewel off of Akane shortly after she noticed it. Akane forgot why she was at the Nekohanten, Ranma said something about Akane loving him so much, and she punched him through the ceiling.
Ranma knelt beside Shampoo in the Nekohanten, sweating and nervous in his formal attire. It was supposed to be easy. For some reason Shampoo had stopped pursuing him, instead expressing disgust and even hatred toward him. His ego could not handle this. In order to set the world right again, and restore Shampoo's devotion toward him, all he had to do was to tell her that he loved her. Then she would say it back, he could take a deep breath, and he could forget that all of this had happened.
For the third time he tried. “Shampoo. I'm only going to say this once. I ... I l-... I l-... Um. I-I-I er ...”
“I love you!”
Ranma stared at the girl who had popped up in front of him. Akane. Beaming at him with her eyes shining in a way he had never seen. Her face absolutely glowing. A smile on her lips which pierced his heart with its beauty. And to his shock she was saying ...
“I love you so much!”
Of course his shock was as nothing compared to Shampoo's, from where she was sitting now behind Akane. The purple-haired Amazon's mouth was comically agape.
All around them students of Furinkan High School jumped out, appearing from their hiding places under the tables. Corks popped out of champagne bottles. A multitude of voices cried simultaneously, “Congratulations!”
And if those students had been expecting to congratulate Ranma for saying those words to Shampoo, instead of Akane saying them to Ranma, well ... they'd been waiting under those tables for over an hour already.
Ranma knelt beside Shampoo in the Nekohanten, sweating and nervous in his formal attire. It was supposed to be easy. For some reason Shampoo had stopped pursuing him, instead expressing disgust and even hatred toward him. His ego could not handle this. In order to set the world right again, and restore Shampoo's devotion toward him, all he had to do was to tell her that he loved her. Then she would say it back, he could take a deep breath, and he could forget that all of this had happened.
For the third time he tried. “Shampoo. I'm only going to say this once. I ... I l-... I l-... Um. I-I-I er ...”
“I love you!”
Ranma stared at the girl who had popped up in front of him. Akane. Beaming at him with her eyes shining in a way he had never seen. Her face absolutely glowing. A smile on her lips which pierced his heart with its beauty. And to his shock she was saying ...
“I love you so much!”
Of course his shock was as nothing compared to Shampoo's, from where she was sitting now behind Akane. The purple-haired Amazon's mouth was comically agape.
All around them students of Furinkan High School jumped out, appearing from their hiding places under the tables. Corks popped out of champagne bottles. A multitude of voices cried simultaneously, “Congratulations!”
And if those students had been expecting to congratulate Ranma for saying those words to Shampoo, instead of Akane saying them to Ranma, well ... they'd been waiting under those tables for over an hour already.
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Akaneniichuan Poll
I'm setting up a new poll, which will ask the following question.
"Which character, if cursed by the Akaneniichuan, would put it to the most perverted use?"
For those who have forgotten the manga, or have only seen the anime, the Akaneniichuan is the Spring of Drowned/Immersed Akane, created by Kima of the Phoenix Guard by dunking Akane into a blank Jusenkyo spring. This occurs during the final arc of the manga concerning Saffron, the Phoenix people, and Mount Jusendo. It was created specifically so that Kima herself could use the curse to impersonate Akane, in order to steal the Kinjakan back from Ranma. Anyone cursed by the spring will, when splashed with cold water, turn into an identical twin of Akane.
I will restrict the poll to a single vote, in order to elect the character who would make the most perverted use of the curse.
"Which character, if cursed by the Akaneniichuan, would put it to the most perverted use?"
For those who have forgotten the manga, or have only seen the anime, the Akaneniichuan is the Spring of Drowned/Immersed Akane, created by Kima of the Phoenix Guard by dunking Akane into a blank Jusenkyo spring. This occurs during the final arc of the manga concerning Saffron, the Phoenix people, and Mount Jusendo. It was created specifically so that Kima herself could use the curse to impersonate Akane, in order to steal the Kinjakan back from Ranma. Anyone cursed by the spring will, when splashed with cold water, turn into an identical twin of Akane.
I will restrict the poll to a single vote, in order to elect the character who would make the most perverted use of the curse.
Summer is the Pits
I despise summers.
During the winter, when I'm too cold, I can always put on more clothing. During summer, once I'm down to skin, there's nothing else to be done.
During the winter, when I'm too cold, I can always put on more clothing. During summer, once I'm down to skin, there's nothing else to be done.
Friday, July 22, 2016
Poll Results for Nodoka
The question was: "Which male character(s) would be the most interesting sex partners for Nodoka Saotome?" Multiple choices were allowed in voting.
Top choice with 29/57 (50%) votes was: Pantyhose Taro. I'm guessing people like the idea of tentacle sex for Nodoka. Or maybe pantyhose bondage. Or both. Or bestiality with a really big beast? Who knows.
Choice number 2 was the incest choice of her son Ranma, with 24/57 (47%) of the votes.
After that everyone was a distant finisher, with Happosai and Kuno (Tatewaki) coming in at 7/57 (12%), then Ryoga at 6/57 (10%), followed by Principal Kuno at 5/57 (8%). Ryu Kumon (my favorite) had a measly 3/57 (5%), while Mousse and Soun only got 2/57 (3%) votes each, and her husband Genma came in dead last with a single vote.
Top choice with 29/57 (50%) votes was: Pantyhose Taro. I'm guessing people like the idea of tentacle sex for Nodoka. Or maybe pantyhose bondage. Or both. Or bestiality with a really big beast? Who knows.
Choice number 2 was the incest choice of her son Ranma, with 24/57 (47%) of the votes.
After that everyone was a distant finisher, with Happosai and Kuno (Tatewaki) coming in at 7/57 (12%), then Ryoga at 6/57 (10%), followed by Principal Kuno at 5/57 (8%). Ryu Kumon (my favorite) had a measly 3/57 (5%), while Mousse and Soun only got 2/57 (3%) votes each, and her husband Genma came in dead last with a single vote.
Thursday, July 21, 2016
The Japanese Nanniichuan, part 2
(from part 1)
“Um ... yes?” Ranma suggested hopefully. She winced as all of the eyes staring at her suddenly became much harder.
Akane shook his head disdainfully. “Consequences, Ranma. There are going to be a couple of them. First of all, we're going to put a guard over the spring in the middle of our locker room. Both to make sure no one falls in by accident, and to make sure you can't get to it. If you try to get past us even once, we'll do everything in our power to drain the spring so that you never get the cure. Understood? If you want it, you need to find a way to get Nyanniichuan water shipped here first. Enough to cure every one of us girls. Once we're cured, then we'll let you have your cure.”
The look on Akane's face, and all of the others, was so frightening that Ranma could only nod her head. While trying to think of how to get in touch with the Jusenkyo guide, and pay the huge costs involved. And if she found a way, maybe get a cask of Nanniichuan from Jusenkyo thrown in as well, just in case her classmates here were still angry.
“That's the first consequence. Here's the second. Because of your total thoughtlessness and carelessness, we're all cursed now to be boys. Well, we think you should enjoy the fruits of your labor. So, Ranma, we're going to help you learn just what it is that boys like to do with girls.”
Ranma's eyes circled around her, staring at all the cocks pointed in her direction. She fought back a whimper. “That's okay. You don't haveta go to the trouble,” she tried.
“Um ... yes?” Ranma suggested hopefully. She winced as all of the eyes staring at her suddenly became much harder.
Akane shook his head disdainfully. “Consequences, Ranma. There are going to be a couple of them. First of all, we're going to put a guard over the spring in the middle of our locker room. Both to make sure no one falls in by accident, and to make sure you can't get to it. If you try to get past us even once, we'll do everything in our power to drain the spring so that you never get the cure. Understood? If you want it, you need to find a way to get Nyanniichuan water shipped here first. Enough to cure every one of us girls. Once we're cured, then we'll let you have your cure.”
The look on Akane's face, and all of the others, was so frightening that Ranma could only nod her head. While trying to think of how to get in touch with the Jusenkyo guide, and pay the huge costs involved. And if she found a way, maybe get a cask of Nanniichuan from Jusenkyo thrown in as well, just in case her classmates here were still angry.
“That's the first consequence. Here's the second. Because of your total thoughtlessness and carelessness, we're all cursed now to be boys. Well, we think you should enjoy the fruits of your labor. So, Ranma, we're going to help you learn just what it is that boys like to do with girls.”
Ranma's eyes circled around her, staring at all the cocks pointed in her direction. She fought back a whimper. “That's okay. You don't haveta go to the trouble,” she tried.
The Japanese Nanniichuan, part 1
Tempers were running high on both sides of the argument. On the one side were the girls of Furinkan High class 1-F, led by Akane Tendo, angry at the invasion of their locker room by Ranma Saotome. Even worse, he had done so while they were in states of partial undress, and despite the traps they had set to keep out such a pervert after they had become suspicious. That the evil old gnome Happosai had put in a temporary appearance was merely the icing on the cake.
On the other side of the argument was Ranma Saotome, gender changer extraordinaire. From his point of view, all he was attempting to do was to find a cure for the curse which caused him to change into a female, and these girls were merely in his way. The map obtained by his rival Ryoga indicated that this cure, known as the Japanese Nanniichuan, was right under their feet here in the locker room.
In the middle was Ryoga Hibiki, bearer of a similar curse which caused him to change into a pig, a fact known only to Ranma among those here in this room. On the one hand he wanted the cure just as badly, and had been equally instrumental in penetrating the girls locker room. On the other hand, his short attention span had caused him to fight with Ranma on the excuse of “protecting” the girls.
So there Ranma was facing Akane inside the locker room, Ryoga lying on the floor between them, and all the other girls watching through the doorway to see what would happen next.
“Listen to me!” Ranma shouted. “The only reason I'm in here is to find the Nanniichuan!”
“What?!” Akane cried, shocked. “Are you trying to tell me there's a spring of drowned man here, under the girls locker room?!” She gave him a weird look. “Are you sure?”
On the other side of the argument was Ranma Saotome, gender changer extraordinaire. From his point of view, all he was attempting to do was to find a cure for the curse which caused him to change into a female, and these girls were merely in his way. The map obtained by his rival Ryoga indicated that this cure, known as the Japanese Nanniichuan, was right under their feet here in the locker room.
In the middle was Ryoga Hibiki, bearer of a similar curse which caused him to change into a pig, a fact known only to Ranma among those here in this room. On the one hand he wanted the cure just as badly, and had been equally instrumental in penetrating the girls locker room. On the other hand, his short attention span had caused him to fight with Ranma on the excuse of “protecting” the girls.
So there Ranma was facing Akane inside the locker room, Ryoga lying on the floor between them, and all the other girls watching through the doorway to see what would happen next.
“Listen to me!” Ranma shouted. “The only reason I'm in here is to find the Nanniichuan!”
“What?!” Akane cried, shocked. “Are you trying to tell me there's a spring of drowned man here, under the girls locker room?!” She gave him a weird look. “Are you sure?”
Monday, July 18, 2016
Still working
I haven't posted in the last few days because I've been doing some reading and working on something unrelated. I do have the next scene from ENE about half finished, although I was struggling with it a little. Hopefully I'll have it ready to post in a day or two. It will feature female-Ranma.
Thursday, July 14, 2016
New Poll
I've added a new poll, as well as rearranging the sidebar a bit. The tag cloud is now located at the bottom below the posts. The poll closes after July 21 (on my browser, at least, it's hard to read how many days are left).
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
First Kiss, Part 2
From the end of Part 1:
“Girls! Form a wall! Block the view!”
Sadly, no one listened. The other girls were just as fascinated by what was happening as all the boys. Cell phones were whipped out, recording video and taking photographs. The only response to Yuka's and Sayuri's efforts was that some fellow students grabbed them and pulled them out of the way so everyone else could watch unobstructed.
Nabiki, observing these developments from a second floor window, wondered if she should go down and help her little sister. Or perhaps use the opportunity to make some money. On further contemplation, she decided to do neither. With Ranma in his current state, attempting to help could get her seriously injured. While if she attempted to make money off of what was happening, the serious injuries might come later. After all, her little sister did know where she lived. She felt a little bad about this decision, but for the sake of her own health she merely settled back to watch with interest. And take a few photos of her own.
Still shouting at Ranma to stop, Akane gave up on attacking him and concentrated on trying to cover herself. Without a supporting arm, she fell onto her back, lying on the grass. She was all too aware that she was doing a pathetic job of hiding her interesting bits, and that around her boys and girls were taking photographs, recording her nude flesh for posterity.
The crowd of gathered students watched in awe, barely able to believe that this was occurring in front of their eyes. The few who might have been inclined to interfere were both too scared of Ranma, and too aware of what had happened to Yuka and Sayuri when they attempted to do so. Those two girls had ended up tied to one of the trees, helpless now to do anything. A sea of pants showed huge tents in front. Less visibly, panties had become soaked under all the skirts. Cameras captured permanent images of Ranma's massive prick jutting straight out below him — mostly cameras belonging to girls. Other cameras — belonging to both genders — would preserve pictures of Akane's lovely boobs, topped by stiff nipples which her squirming arm failed to keep covered, as well as the neat bush of hair just above the juncture of her thighs, which the splayed fingers of her other hand left almost entirely revealed.
“Girls! Form a wall! Block the view!”
Sadly, no one listened. The other girls were just as fascinated by what was happening as all the boys. Cell phones were whipped out, recording video and taking photographs. The only response to Yuka's and Sayuri's efforts was that some fellow students grabbed them and pulled them out of the way so everyone else could watch unobstructed.
Nabiki, observing these developments from a second floor window, wondered if she should go down and help her little sister. Or perhaps use the opportunity to make some money. On further contemplation, she decided to do neither. With Ranma in his current state, attempting to help could get her seriously injured. While if she attempted to make money off of what was happening, the serious injuries might come later. After all, her little sister did know where she lived. She felt a little bad about this decision, but for the sake of her own health she merely settled back to watch with interest. And take a few photos of her own.
Still shouting at Ranma to stop, Akane gave up on attacking him and concentrated on trying to cover herself. Without a supporting arm, she fell onto her back, lying on the grass. She was all too aware that she was doing a pathetic job of hiding her interesting bits, and that around her boys and girls were taking photographs, recording her nude flesh for posterity.
The crowd of gathered students watched in awe, barely able to believe that this was occurring in front of their eyes. The few who might have been inclined to interfere were both too scared of Ranma, and too aware of what had happened to Yuka and Sayuri when they attempted to do so. Those two girls had ended up tied to one of the trees, helpless now to do anything. A sea of pants showed huge tents in front. Less visibly, panties had become soaked under all the skirts. Cameras captured permanent images of Ranma's massive prick jutting straight out below him — mostly cameras belonging to girls. Other cameras — belonging to both genders — would preserve pictures of Akane's lovely boobs, topped by stiff nipples which her squirming arm failed to keep covered, as well as the neat bush of hair just above the juncture of her thighs, which the splayed fingers of her other hand left almost entirely revealed.
First Kiss, Part 1
Akane's shot with the arrow flew straight and true. Far too few people remembered that the Anything Goes school trained its practitioners in all martial arts, not just the unarmed ones. She was expert with bow, sword, staff and spear among others, and even a fair shot with a rifle.
Of course, this particular attempt at archery was a little more unusual than most. For tied just behind the tip of the arrow was a large bag filled with catnip. That an arrow with such a weight would even come near its target was miraculous, and the students in the schoolyard stared in amazement as it flew directly toward the figure of Ranma Saotome, leaping high through the air.
One might ask why Akane Tendo was firing an arrow at the boy to whom she was, at least nominally, engaged. One could be forgiven for assuming that the pair had gotten into yet another argument, since such was hardly uncommon and all too often did lead to violence. She was merely doing her best to stop her fiancé, who was damaging property due to temporary insanity brought on by a failed martial arts technique. At this moment Ranma had not a human thought in his head, instead believing himself to be a cat, and the claws of pure chi which extended from his fingertips were capable of shredding whole trees.
Thus the catnip. Akane reasoned that if he believed himself to be a cat, moving like a cat, making noises like a cat, using claws like a cat, then there was hope that catnip would affect him like a cat. If she could get him blissed out enough on the stuff, then perhaps he would settle down.
The bag carried by the arrow intersected the arc along which Ranma was flying through the air. He saw it coming and swiped his hand at it disdainfully. The bag was shredded, and leaves of catnip flew all around him. He landed, with several leaves stuck to him or drifting to the grass around him. He gave several loud sniffs.
Suddenly he was bouncing around all over the place, far more hyperactively than before, emitting euphoric meow sounds. Students had to dodge out of his way, terrified. Akane began to think that maybe the catnip hadn't been such a good idea after all. She let out a whispered, “Oh no!”
Ranma stuck his next landing and his head spun, eyes locking upon her. Could he have heard her whisper? Was he going to attack her now? Akane prepared to run.
Of course, this particular attempt at archery was a little more unusual than most. For tied just behind the tip of the arrow was a large bag filled with catnip. That an arrow with such a weight would even come near its target was miraculous, and the students in the schoolyard stared in amazement as it flew directly toward the figure of Ranma Saotome, leaping high through the air.
One might ask why Akane Tendo was firing an arrow at the boy to whom she was, at least nominally, engaged. One could be forgiven for assuming that the pair had gotten into yet another argument, since such was hardly uncommon and all too often did lead to violence. She was merely doing her best to stop her fiancé, who was damaging property due to temporary insanity brought on by a failed martial arts technique. At this moment Ranma had not a human thought in his head, instead believing himself to be a cat, and the claws of pure chi which extended from his fingertips were capable of shredding whole trees.
Thus the catnip. Akane reasoned that if he believed himself to be a cat, moving like a cat, making noises like a cat, using claws like a cat, then there was hope that catnip would affect him like a cat. If she could get him blissed out enough on the stuff, then perhaps he would settle down.
The bag carried by the arrow intersected the arc along which Ranma was flying through the air. He saw it coming and swiped his hand at it disdainfully. The bag was shredded, and leaves of catnip flew all around him. He landed, with several leaves stuck to him or drifting to the grass around him. He gave several loud sniffs.
Suddenly he was bouncing around all over the place, far more hyperactively than before, emitting euphoric meow sounds. Students had to dodge out of his way, terrified. Akane began to think that maybe the catnip hadn't been such a good idea after all. She let out a whispered, “Oh no!”
Ranma stuck his next landing and his head spun, eyes locking upon her. Could he have heard her whisper? Was he going to attack her now? Akane prepared to run.
ENE 6
I've completed the first draft of the next scene for Erotic Nerima Encounters. It's almost 4000 words, so I'll probably break it into two parts for the blog, but expect that I'll post them fairly close together in time. This one is based on a relatively early scene from the manga, although not an extremely early scene. A few volumes in. The primary characters are Ranma and Akane.
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Tendo Sisters by Farning
There's a new cartoon on Hentai Foundry that's pretty good. It combines three similar scenes showing Akane, Nabiki, and Kasumi being screwed, by a faceless male figure I believe is supposed to be their father Soun.
The link is http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/farning/437519/tendo-sisters
The link is http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/farning/437519/tendo-sisters
Monday, July 11, 2016
Ending the Three Year Smile of Death
Mousse, Ranma and Akane had gathered in the back of the Nekohanten to discuss the latest problem with the ancient proprietress, Cologne. After listening to the description of current events, the old woman agreed that her heir Shampoo might indeed be using the Three Year Smile of Death, a technique for storing vast quantities of anger, in order to make Mousse's life hell for the next three years.
After describing how the technique worked, Cologne informed them that there was a pressure point which could deal with the situation.
Mousse held his clenched fists in front of him, appearing eager. “So, if that point is pressed ...”
Cologne scoffed. “If you can press it. This is a specialized and dangerous attack, Mousse. With your modest skill you might lose your life.”
She turned toward Ranma. “But with your skill, future son-in-law ...”
He nodded confidently. Mousse slammed a palm on the table, shouting “What?!”
Cologne dug through a crate and pulled out a videotape, which she said would demonstrate the pressure point. As the action reached the critical event, she indicated one character's hand with a pointer. “Observe his technique carefully. This is the precise target!”
At that moment the person indicated on screen reached his hand between the legs of a waitress from behind, and goosed her firmly.
After describing how the technique worked, Cologne informed them that there was a pressure point which could deal with the situation.
Mousse held his clenched fists in front of him, appearing eager. “So, if that point is pressed ...”
Cologne scoffed. “If you can press it. This is a specialized and dangerous attack, Mousse. With your modest skill you might lose your life.”
She turned toward Ranma. “But with your skill, future son-in-law ...”
He nodded confidently. Mousse slammed a palm on the table, shouting “What?!”
Cologne dug through a crate and pulled out a videotape, which she said would demonstrate the pressure point. As the action reached the critical event, she indicated one character's hand with a pointer. “Observe his technique carefully. This is the precise target!”
At that moment the person indicated on screen reached his hand between the legs of a waitress from behind, and goosed her firmly.
Upcoming ENE Chapter 5
I just finished the first draft of the next scene for Erotic Nerima Encounters. It's too late tonight to proofread, so I imagine I'll get around to posting it sometime during the day on Monday. It primarily involves Mousse and Shampoo.
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Scenes for ENE
I finished going through the manga and jotting down quick idea for scenes for Erotic Nerima Encounters based on actual things which happened in the series. These really only represent starting points, from which more ideas could be developed by making even more changes from the source material. The initial list is about 220 items long, of which I've so far written up four.
Which is not to say I'll write up anything like that many. The main hope is that writing up some of these will get me inspired again toward writing longer pieces.
Which is not to say I'll write up anything like that many. The main hope is that writing up some of these will get me inspired again toward writing longer pieces.
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Porn in Other Fandoms
I was taking a little time to think over the fact that I'm not very interested in fanfiction erotica outside of the Ranma 1/2 universe.
One obvious problem is that I only read a signficant amount of fanfiction for two other fandoms, Inuyasha and Harry Potter. I do read occasional stuff for others, for example Ah My Goddess and D.N.Angel, but not very much.
I think the problem with Inuyasha is simple enough. The only interesting female character (to me) for erotic purposes is Kagome herself, which wouldn't lend itself to a lot of variety, and in any case I absolutely detest anything happening between Kagome and Sesshomaru even in porn. I find Sango to be uninteresting, Rin is too young, Kaede is too old, Kikyo is too dead, and Kagura is too minor. Also the present-day Japan is too small a piece of the story to be very interested in anything involving Kagome's mother or her school friends. Although the latter probably offers the most scope, insofar as what I would find interesting.
I'm more puzzled by my lack of interest where Harry Potter is concerned. There are enough girls for reasonably interesting stuff, starting with Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Nymphadora call-me-Tonks. Then expanding to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, the Gryffindor chasers, Fleur Delacour, and more. Even Narcissa Malfoy and her sister Bellatrix could work in a MILF sort of way (disregarding the latter was never a mother in the books).
I suspect the problem might be too narrow a window for appropriate ages. I enjoy fanfiction based on Hogwarts years 1-5 (or earlier), but seldom anything later. I personally found book 5 to be less interesting than books 1-4, and books 6 and 7 were much worse. So we have the settings from books 4 and 5 where the students in Harry's year were age 14-16, anything before that is getting too young, and anything after that is based on books I didn't like. Still, that ought to leave enough scope for plenty of good, hot stories, but it just doesn't seem to work for me.
It's a puzzle.
One obvious problem is that I only read a signficant amount of fanfiction for two other fandoms, Inuyasha and Harry Potter. I do read occasional stuff for others, for example Ah My Goddess and D.N.Angel, but not very much.
I think the problem with Inuyasha is simple enough. The only interesting female character (to me) for erotic purposes is Kagome herself, which wouldn't lend itself to a lot of variety, and in any case I absolutely detest anything happening between Kagome and Sesshomaru even in porn. I find Sango to be uninteresting, Rin is too young, Kaede is too old, Kikyo is too dead, and Kagura is too minor. Also the present-day Japan is too small a piece of the story to be very interested in anything involving Kagome's mother or her school friends. Although the latter probably offers the most scope, insofar as what I would find interesting.
I'm more puzzled by my lack of interest where Harry Potter is concerned. There are enough girls for reasonably interesting stuff, starting with Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Nymphadora call-me-Tonks. Then expanding to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, the Gryffindor chasers, Fleur Delacour, and more. Even Narcissa Malfoy and her sister Bellatrix could work in a MILF sort of way (disregarding the latter was never a mother in the books).
I suspect the problem might be too narrow a window for appropriate ages. I enjoy fanfiction based on Hogwarts years 1-5 (or earlier), but seldom anything later. I personally found book 5 to be less interesting than books 1-4, and books 6 and 7 were much worse. So we have the settings from books 4 and 5 where the students in Harry's year were age 14-16, anything before that is getting too young, and anything after that is based on books I didn't like. Still, that ought to leave enough scope for plenty of good, hot stories, but it just doesn't seem to work for me.
It's a puzzle.
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
In Front of Mother
“Hey Akane, say cheese!”
“Huh?” Flash!
“I got a new camera!” Nabiki held the device out so her younger sister could see. “Look at how well the pictures turn out!”
Several photographs flipped past Akane's eyes. “Wait, stop!” She went back to one photograph in particular, then let out a small gasp. The photograph showed Akane herself, standing in front of the shoji. From behind the shoji and protruding out into view, she could clearly see the end of the cloth wrapped katana which Nodoka Saotome carried everywhere!
Oh no! she thought. I've got to warn Ranma! His mother is still somewhere around the house! She took off running, her short skirt swirling around her thighs, searching for her troublesome fiancé.
Meanwhile Ranma was upstairs in the guest room, trying to plan how he would apologize to Akane. He hadn't really meant to say he didn't want to see her tits. He had been annoyed, and scared of being caught acting like a pervert by his mother, and his mouth had gotten away from him — as it did all too often. The truth was, seeing Akane barely covered in an unhooked bra had given him an instant hard on, and he wasn't at all averse to seeing even more. The problem was how to explain that without getting thoroughly thrashed for putting it wrong.
Suddenly Akane burst into the room with him. Without the slightest pause she shouted, “Come on! You've got to hide!” then grabbed him by the pigtail and dragged him out into the hallway. She ran down the hall, pulling him behind, while he was still trying to work out what was happening so as to form a coherent protest.
He finally started to say something, only to have Akane clap a hand over his mouth and hiss, “Shh!”
Then she ducked through the door into her own bedroom, still pulling him behind. She closed the door quickly, locked it, then turned and gave a sigh of momentary relief.
Only to see the hem of a kimono sticking out of her own closet.
“Huh?” Flash!
“I got a new camera!” Nabiki held the device out so her younger sister could see. “Look at how well the pictures turn out!”
Several photographs flipped past Akane's eyes. “Wait, stop!” She went back to one photograph in particular, then let out a small gasp. The photograph showed Akane herself, standing in front of the shoji. From behind the shoji and protruding out into view, she could clearly see the end of the cloth wrapped katana which Nodoka Saotome carried everywhere!
Oh no! she thought. I've got to warn Ranma! His mother is still somewhere around the house! She took off running, her short skirt swirling around her thighs, searching for her troublesome fiancé.
Meanwhile Ranma was upstairs in the guest room, trying to plan how he would apologize to Akane. He hadn't really meant to say he didn't want to see her tits. He had been annoyed, and scared of being caught acting like a pervert by his mother, and his mouth had gotten away from him — as it did all too often. The truth was, seeing Akane barely covered in an unhooked bra had given him an instant hard on, and he wasn't at all averse to seeing even more. The problem was how to explain that without getting thoroughly thrashed for putting it wrong.
Suddenly Akane burst into the room with him. Without the slightest pause she shouted, “Come on! You've got to hide!” then grabbed him by the pigtail and dragged him out into the hallway. She ran down the hall, pulling him behind, while he was still trying to work out what was happening so as to form a coherent protest.
He finally started to say something, only to have Akane clap a hand over his mouth and hiss, “Shh!”
Then she ducked through the door into her own bedroom, still pulling him behind. She closed the door quickly, locked it, then turned and gave a sigh of momentary relief.
Only to see the hem of a kimono sticking out of her own closet.
Upgrade complete
The operating system upgrade is complete (Fedora 24, a Linux distribution). All seems to be working perfectly, bar a couple of third party software packages I only use infrequently, which have not yet been updated to the new libraries.
I am also working on another installment of Erotic Nerima Encounters, which I hope to post to the blog later tonight or, at worst, sometime tomorrow.
I am also working on another installment of Erotic Nerima Encounters, which I hope to post to the blog later tonight or, at worst, sometime tomorrow.
Friday, July 1, 2016
Time Off for Upgrade
Not doing too much with erotica at the moment, since I'm in the process of upgrading the operating system on my main computer. So far it's going smoothly, and I'm at the stage of confirming that all the little fiddly settings are working the way that I want. Hopefully I'll be back to blogging something interesting in a day or two.
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Mermaid Akane
Akane stood beside the school swimming pool, contemplating it with trepidation. In P.E. class that day the teacher had announced they would have a swimming test next week. Unfortunately, not only was she unable to swim, but she tended to sink like a rock as soon as she touched the water. What was she to do?
Suddenly she was shoved from behind, and went flying out over the water, arms flapping uselessly. A voice called from behind her, “No! Don't do it, Miss Tendo!” just as she struck the surface. Fortunately, it was the three foot depth area. Unfortunately, she went under anyway.
After a great deal of struggle her hand managed to hook around what proved to be a life preserver floating above her. She was dragged out of the pool coughing and choking.
“Why did you do it Miss Tendo?”.
She looked up into the ridiculous face of the principal, wearing his Hawaiian shirt and lei, with the tiny palm tree atop his head. Annoyed with the maniac, she shouted, “I didn't want to do anything!”
Upon learning that this student couldn't swim, the man broke down into tears. “But dat's kapu,” he sobbed. “Dere a big school rule dat say, no swimmin', no bobbin' up to nex' grade!”
“Really?” she asked skeptically, knowing the man's penchant for making up strange new rules.
“Yah!” he affirmed. Then his face lit up. “I just get big idea! I gonna teach you how swimming!”
Akane frowned distrustfully, but then began worrying at her lower lip with her teeth. She not only needed to learn how to swim for the test, but had dreamed of doing so for years. Could he really do it? He was a teacher. Of sorts. He must have taught somebody something at some point, in order to be certified as a teacher. And she did want to learn so badly.
She gazed once more at his earnest expression.
Taking a deep breath, she smiled and proclaimed, “All right! I'll do it!”
The principal slapped her on the back. “You gonna be da greates' swimmer evah!”
Suddenly she was shoved from behind, and went flying out over the water, arms flapping uselessly. A voice called from behind her, “No! Don't do it, Miss Tendo!” just as she struck the surface. Fortunately, it was the three foot depth area. Unfortunately, she went under anyway.
After a great deal of struggle her hand managed to hook around what proved to be a life preserver floating above her. She was dragged out of the pool coughing and choking.
“Why did you do it Miss Tendo?”.
She looked up into the ridiculous face of the principal, wearing his Hawaiian shirt and lei, with the tiny palm tree atop his head. Annoyed with the maniac, she shouted, “I didn't want to do anything!”
Upon learning that this student couldn't swim, the man broke down into tears. “But dat's kapu,” he sobbed. “Dere a big school rule dat say, no swimmin', no bobbin' up to nex' grade!”
“Really?” she asked skeptically, knowing the man's penchant for making up strange new rules.
“Yah!” he affirmed. Then his face lit up. “I just get big idea! I gonna teach you how swimming!”
Akane frowned distrustfully, but then began worrying at her lower lip with her teeth. She not only needed to learn how to swim for the test, but had dreamed of doing so for years. Could he really do it? He was a teacher. Of sorts. He must have taught somebody something at some point, in order to be certified as a teacher. And she did want to learn so badly.
She gazed once more at his earnest expression.
Taking a deep breath, she smiled and proclaimed, “All right! I'll do it!”
The principal slapped her on the back. “You gonna be da greates' swimmer evah!”
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Master and Student Pills, Conclusion
At lunchtime the two fathers showed up at school. “We have found the solution,” Genma announce proudly. Not to mention pompously.
“Which you must use before dawn,” Soun added. “For we have discovered that if you do not separate your bodies by then, you will be stuck together like this forever.”
“What?!" Akane yelled.
From his kneeling position behind her on the ground, Ranma raised his fist threateningly. “You said you know the fix? What is it?”
“It is quite simple, really,” Genma told them. “All that is necessary is that the student defeat the master. In this case, given which pills you each swallowed, all that means is that Akane must defeat you, Ranma.”
“As if ...” He jerked to the side as Akane's elbow jabbed back, barely missing his gut. “Hey, watch it tomboy!”
“Just let me hit you, jerk!” she growled. Twisting around so they were face to face she tried to punch him in the head, but he dodged.
“Which you must use before dawn,” Soun added. “For we have discovered that if you do not separate your bodies by then, you will be stuck together like this forever.”
“What?!" Akane yelled.
From his kneeling position behind her on the ground, Ranma raised his fist threateningly. “You said you know the fix? What is it?”
“It is quite simple, really,” Genma told them. “All that is necessary is that the student defeat the master. In this case, given which pills you each swallowed, all that means is that Akane must defeat you, Ranma.”
“As if ...” He jerked to the side as Akane's elbow jabbed back, barely missing his gut. “Hey, watch it tomboy!”
“Just let me hit you, jerk!” she growled. Twisting around so they were face to face she tried to punch him in the head, but he dodged.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Master and Student Pills, Part 2
“If we're going to get dressed,” Akane said, her teeth gritted, “then you're going first. And you're staying a girl until after.”
Ranma shrugged. Neither demand mattered much to her.
They headed into the guest room, where Ranma managed to remove her boxer shorts without too much difficulty, and the T-shirt with only a little more trouble, sliding it up between their bodies. Akane bit her tongue and managed to keep quiet about the latter, as the fabric dragged across her nipples with only a thin pajama top for protection. She considered briefly demanding that they both turn around, so that Ranma's front was to her back, but realized that it would be much more difficult for Ranma to dress in that position. So she set herself to endure.
It would have been easier if her nipples weren't standing out like hard nubs. After slipping on a fresh pair of boxers, first a new T-shirt was pulled down between their bodies, then a Chinese shirt. Both of them dragged across her sensitive nipples, both irritating and tingling at the same time. Finally Ranma pulled on a pair of pants and pushed her feet into house slippers. “Okay, your turn,” she announced.
Ranma shrugged. Neither demand mattered much to her.
They headed into the guest room, where Ranma managed to remove her boxer shorts without too much difficulty, and the T-shirt with only a little more trouble, sliding it up between their bodies. Akane bit her tongue and managed to keep quiet about the latter, as the fabric dragged across her nipples with only a thin pajama top for protection. She considered briefly demanding that they both turn around, so that Ranma's front was to her back, but realized that it would be much more difficult for Ranma to dress in that position. So she set herself to endure.
It would have been easier if her nipples weren't standing out like hard nubs. After slipping on a fresh pair of boxers, first a new T-shirt was pulled down between their bodies, then a Chinese shirt. Both of them dragged across her sensitive nipples, both irritating and tingling at the same time. Finally Ranma pulled on a pair of pants and pushed her feet into house slippers. “Okay, your turn,” she announced.
Comment Change
I am experimenting with temporarily changing comments from embedded style to "full page", where adding a comment uses a link which takes you to a separate page. This avoids the problem of needing to have third-party cookies enabled in order to post comments.
The main problem I can see is that comments are no longer threaded. That is, they are simply added in order, with no ability to place a reply immediately following the comment to which it applies.
I'll try it this way for a while and, if it it proves to be a poorer choice when advantages and disadvantages are summed, then I'll switch back.
The main problem I can see is that comments are no longer threaded. That is, they are simply added in order, with no ability to place a reply immediately following the comment to which it applies.
I'll try it this way for a while and, if it it proves to be a poorer choice when advantages and disadvantages are summed, then I'll switch back.
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Master and Student Pills, Part 1
Stealthily, the old man crept into the guest room of the Tendo dojo, approaching the futon on which the young man with the pigtail lay sleeping. “Soon, you ungrateful child,” he muttered quietly, “soon you will learn your place. How dare you leave me to be thrashed by those beautiful ladies, merely for doing them the honor of taking their underwear?”
He pulled out the pill intended for the student. Holding Ranma's nose and forcing his mouth to open, Happosai tossed the pill down his gullet. He chortled quietly as the boy swallowed, certain that he would soon be the old man's obedient servant.
“And now,” Happosai proclaimed quietly, “to take the master's pill myself.” He pulled out the other pill and prepared to pop it into his mouth, then pulled it back and looked more closely. “But ... but this pill is white,” he stated in confusion while scratching his head. Then he looked back down at the boy. “But then the red master's pill ... oops. Crap.”
Just then a shadowy figure paused in the doorway, on it way back from the bathroom. “Happosai?” she asked tentatively. Then more firmly, “What are you doing?”
“Ah, Akane-chan,” he said happily. “I was just leaving. Here, I won't be needing this.” He flicked the white pill with his thumb, and it shot straight into the girl's mouth. He then hopped out the window and made his escape.
“What ...?” Akane started to ask as she felt something slide down her throat. “What was ... eep!” Suddenly she skidded across the floor, and collapsed right on top of Ranma, knocking the breath out of herself.
Ranma woke, startled, before realizing someone was atop him. “Dammit Ryoga, how many times ...” At that point, he realized that a soft pair of breasts were pressing against his chest. He sighed. “Shampoo, for the last time ...”
At that point the girl raised her head to look into his face, and he choked. “Akane ...?”
He pulled out the pill intended for the student. Holding Ranma's nose and forcing his mouth to open, Happosai tossed the pill down his gullet. He chortled quietly as the boy swallowed, certain that he would soon be the old man's obedient servant.
“And now,” Happosai proclaimed quietly, “to take the master's pill myself.” He pulled out the other pill and prepared to pop it into his mouth, then pulled it back and looked more closely. “But ... but this pill is white,” he stated in confusion while scratching his head. Then he looked back down at the boy. “But then the red master's pill ... oops. Crap.”
Just then a shadowy figure paused in the doorway, on it way back from the bathroom. “Happosai?” she asked tentatively. Then more firmly, “What are you doing?”
“Ah, Akane-chan,” he said happily. “I was just leaving. Here, I won't be needing this.” He flicked the white pill with his thumb, and it shot straight into the girl's mouth. He then hopped out the window and made his escape.
“What ...?” Akane started to ask as she felt something slide down her throat. “What was ... eep!” Suddenly she skidded across the floor, and collapsed right on top of Ranma, knocking the breath out of herself.
Ranma woke, startled, before realizing someone was atop him. “Dammit Ryoga, how many times ...” At that point, he realized that a soft pair of breasts were pressing against his chest. He sighed. “Shampoo, for the last time ...”
At that point the girl raised her head to look into his face, and he choked. “Akane ...?”
Comment Problems
So I've recently learned that there's a problem with trying to post comments to my blog because I'm using the "embedded" style of comments. If your browser is set to block third-party cookies, then you cannot post a comment in this form - when you attempt to do so, the comment you've put all that effort into typing simply disappears. I couldn't even comment on my own blog, since I started blocking third-party cookies (or rather, to do so, I had to temporarily enable third-party cookies).
The other alternatives are full page comments - where there is a link to add comments on a separate page - or a popup comments window. The latter seems likely to be even more of a problem since I, like many people, prefer to block popup windows. Which means the only feasible alternative would be full page comments.
Would anyone like to give me feedback on whether they'd prefer I keep the style of embedded comments, or change the style to full page comments? Note that, for the moment, in order to leave feedback you need to allow third-party cookies when you load the page. (You can disallow them again immediately afterward.)
The other alternatives are full page comments - where there is a link to add comments on a separate page - or a popup comments window. The latter seems likely to be even more of a problem since I, like many people, prefer to block popup windows. Which means the only feasible alternative would be full page comments.
Would anyone like to give me feedback on whether they'd prefer I keep the style of embedded comments, or change the style to full page comments? Note that, for the moment, in order to leave feedback you need to allow third-party cookies when you load the page. (You can disallow them again immediately afterward.)
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Lunchtime Lunacy
Ukyo was fed up with being pursued by the admittedly cute girl, even here at school. "Don't you get it, Tsubasa? I'm already engaged to Ran-chan!"
"That ... ugly girl!" Tsubasa was incensed. "You can't be engaged to her!"
Ukyo couldn't believe they were still arguing that point. "I've been trying to tell you, Ranma is a b..."
She was interrupted by Ranma's arrival, dripping wet from a recent change into a girl. She was obviously still upset regarding Tsubasa's insults about her appearance. "Good morning."
Tsubasa spun around, glaring at the redhead. "So ... you come again ... Ugly. Well, we'll just see who is more worthy of Ukyo. We'll have a contest."
Ranma smirked. She knew how hot her female body was. "What sort of contest did you have in mind?" she inquired with a poorly concealed competitive glint in her eye.
Tsubasa leaned forward. "We will both sell okonomiyaki for Ukyo-sama. Whoever sells the most wins, agreed?"
Ranma sneered. "That's stupid. How does that prove who has the hotter body? It needs to be something that proves how badly the boys want you."
Tsubasa reeled backward. "Wh-What are you suggesting? A kissing contest?" She trembled, then stood up straight, and crossed her arms firmly. "Kissing the boys won't prove anything."
"That ... ugly girl!" Tsubasa was incensed. "You can't be engaged to her!"
Ukyo couldn't believe they were still arguing that point. "I've been trying to tell you, Ranma is a b..."
She was interrupted by Ranma's arrival, dripping wet from a recent change into a girl. She was obviously still upset regarding Tsubasa's insults about her appearance. "Good morning."
Tsubasa spun around, glaring at the redhead. "So ... you come again ... Ugly. Well, we'll just see who is more worthy of Ukyo. We'll have a contest."
Ranma smirked. She knew how hot her female body was. "What sort of contest did you have in mind?" she inquired with a poorly concealed competitive glint in her eye.
Tsubasa leaned forward. "We will both sell okonomiyaki for Ukyo-sama. Whoever sells the most wins, agreed?"
Ranma sneered. "That's stupid. How does that prove who has the hotter body? It needs to be something that proves how badly the boys want you."
Tsubasa reeled backward. "Wh-What are you suggesting? A kissing contest?" She trembled, then stood up straight, and crossed her arms firmly. "Kissing the boys won't prove anything."
Thursday, March 31, 2016
5 More Months
Sorry to disappear again so soon after my last reappearance. What happened was, almost immediately after my previous post last October, I was laid off and fell into a severe depression. I spent a score of years at that fucking job, before they tossed me aside. Of course, I understand why. The company was moving in new directions, and didn't need as many people maintaining the existing parts of the business. And getting rid of me meant cutting a pretty large salary out of their costs. Yay, loyalty.
I can't afford to retire yet, but at my age it's not so easy convincing someone new to hire me. I'm still looking. I'm not digging into previous investments yet, they at least gave me a decent severance package so I've got a bit longer to go, and I've got some prospects. But you can understand the depression.
Anyway, I wouldn't go expecting to hear too much from me in the near future. Of course, if anything does turn up, you can be pleasantly surprised. I have been working on a little project lately, but inspiration is very much a come and go thing at the moment.
Sometimes it's hard to remember those heady days when I was first writing MV, putting out chapters rapidly. So much shit has happened since then. Here's hoping life gets better again someday.
I can't afford to retire yet, but at my age it's not so easy convincing someone new to hire me. I'm still looking. I'm not digging into previous investments yet, they at least gave me a decent severance package so I've got a bit longer to go, and I've got some prospects. But you can understand the depression.
Anyway, I wouldn't go expecting to hear too much from me in the near future. Of course, if anything does turn up, you can be pleasantly surprised. I have been working on a little project lately, but inspiration is very much a come and go thing at the moment.
Sometimes it's hard to remember those heady days when I was first writing MV, putting out chapters rapidly. So much shit has happened since then. Here's hoping life gets better again someday.
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