Magical Item Poll

The poll question is “Which of the following items would a perverted sly male student at Furinkan wish to have?” The idea here is that we are talking about a male student who is perverted, reasonably intelligent (not idiots like canon Kuno or Gosunkugi who will screw it up), and fairly normal (not a highly powered martial artist). The poll is set up for approval voting - you may vote for multiple items which you think would be most applicable.

The following is a brief review of the items in question. In all cases assume that the person in possession only has a limited supply of the item.

Instant Nyanniichuan. Powder which when added to water produces a temporary spring of drowned girl; i.e., it gives a male a temporary curse like Ranma's.
Paralysis powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary paralysis in the victim. The person is conscious, but cannot move or speak.
Sleeping powder/gas. Gas to inhale or powder to put in food or water which induces temporary sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened.
Spring sleep incense. Similar to the previous, an incense which when breathed induces sleep from which the victim cannot be awakened until reacting to smells associated with summer. Warning: the victim though asleep will act out her or his dreams.
Love pill bracelet. A bracelet containing three pills which make the swallower fall in love with the first person seen of the opposite gender, with durations of one minute, one day, or one's lifetime. Assume that the possessor knows which pill is which.
Kairaishi mushrooms. When eaten by the victim, the first command which is given and associated with a sound, such as a clap or bell ringing, will cause the victim to obey that command every time she or he hears the sound until the effect wears off.
Super soba. When consumed (presumably by the possessor) one gains super strength, until the antidote is swallowed. Warning: the one affected will also grow cat whiskers.
Wishbringer sword. The possessor is granted three wishes, although the magic appears to be restricted to small things or events which can be made to appear as natural occurrences.
Magic paper dolls. Paper figures on which one may write a command. When placed on a person's back, the person must obey the command. The need to obey the command seems to end after the doll is removed. The possessor may only possess a limited number, around a dozen.
Reversal jewel. The person wearing the jewel will either express their feelings associated with romance and love in abundance, when worn in the upright position, or will express the opposite of those feelings when worn in the reversed position.
Fishing pole of love. Whoever is struck with the suction cup on the end of the fishing line will gradually fall in love with the caster, as the mark of a carp grows where struck. The antidote is to be struck with the suction cup a second time, so that it pulls the carp mark off.
Pail of preservation. When a Jusenkyo cursed individual is splashed with water from this pail, his or her curse is locked until splashed with water from the kettle of liberation.
Invincibility lenses. Whoever looks upon the person wearing the lenses of invincibility is forced to grovel, cry and apologize to the wearer.
Umbrella of love. Any two people who stand simultaneously under this umbrella will temporarily fall in love, at least while under the umbrella, even if they are of the same gender.
Mushrooms of time. Anyone eating one of these mushrooms will change to an age determined by the height of the mushroom - e.g., consuming a mushroom 12 cm tall will change one to age 12. Assume the possessor is growing the mushrooms, so can choose the desired height.
Magical compact. This appeared in the arc in which mirror images of Ranma came out of an enchanted mirror. It is a compact which when opened shows a small mirror, and anyone who gazes into that mirror is sucked into a moderately sized spherical room (essentially a prison cell) until someone holds the compact upside-down and shakes them out.

I left a number of magical items off the list for a variety of reasons. For example, I left out any cures for problems such as the Phoenix Pill and the water pot of liberation. I left out the enchanted dogi since the poll asks for use by a male, and that dogi may only be worn by a female. I left out the master and student pills as unlikely to be very useful to a pervert, and not too interesting when I've already written a story about them. I left out the weakness moxibustion chart similarly, and offer the excuse that despite my story, it probably couldn't be used effectively except by a martial artist.

Other things I considered but didn't include were generally either purely attack based, or just didn't seem like anything very useful for the scenario. This includes the manual for teaching the neko-ken, the firecrackers used for the Happo fire burst, waterproof soap, the miracle armor Gosunkugi used against Ranma, the Phoenix sword which involved hatching a phoenix on one's head, the hair tonic stimulated by anger (see Angry Bush), and the tools/weapons used at Jusendo - the Gekkaja and Kinjakan.

Also, I only included items found in the manga (although I used instant Nyanniichuan instead of instant Nanniichuan). As I have not watched the anime, I could not include items which are only found there.