Poll Results - Ranma's female fantasies

Ranma's favorite (and secret) sexual fantasy(ies) in her female form involves ...

Total votes: 177 selections from 58 people.

Fantasy	Votes	Percent/177	Percent/58
Anal intercourse	13	7%	22%
Roll playing	11	6%	19%
A gang bang	16	9%	28%
Rape	16	9%	28%
Prostitution	16	9%	28%
Spanking	18	10%	31%
Bondage	20	11%	34%
Severe S&M	8	5%	14%
Watersports	5	3%	9%
Enemas	5	3%	9%
Bestiality	15	8%	26%
Younger boys	9	5%	16%
Very old men	7	4%	12%
Another girl	18	10%	31%

This poll went on a little longer than intended. I said I would close it on Dec 15, but didn't get around to closing it until Dec 22. The tool I'm using doesn't do it automatically.

First place goes to bondage, with just over 1/3 of respondents favoring it. Followed closely by spanking and yuri. Limping across the finish line in last place were watersports and enemas.

Cock soap

So I was out doing some Christmas shopping today, and I came across some soap intended for a guy's schlong. Can't remember what it was called. But it was soap in the shape of a ring maybe three inches in total diameter, and the package said that it was designed to fit most men. Not the weirdest thing I've ever seen, by any means, but still ...

Holiday Season

Sorry to be so bad about getting updates done. The holiday season is keeping me busy.

Greenery Day, Day 15 (1)

Genma looked over his shoulder at the boy strolling along behind him, hands clasped behind his back and whistling cheerfully. He gave a suspicious grunt and said, "I'm pleased to see you're taking this so well. I was sure you'd at least complain about it."

Ranma waved a hand dismissively. "Nah. I'm sure any girl you pick for me will make a great fiancee."

Genma stared at his son even harder on hearing this. However, the boy was following obediently and not showing any sign of looking for escape routes, so he just grunted again and continued.

"Hey pop. Why don't you get us a couple of okonomiyaki? My treat."

Genma turned around to see his son holding out some yen notes and pointing across the street. Grabbing the money by instinct, he turned his eyes to follow the boy's finger. There was indeed an okonomiyaki shop right there, and he now noticed the enticing aroma coming from inside even at this early hour. His stomach growled and he didn't bother to ask where the boy had come by this money. He hadn't eaten since yesterday and a stampede in the middle of the street wouldn't stop him right now.

Ranma watched his father go with a grin. He found that he didn't feel much remorse over the man whose pocket he'd picked. After all, his wallet would be full again tomorrow morning. He was also certain his pop wouldn't bother to share any of the food, but that was only to be expected. He could grab a bite for himself later. For now, he took the opportunity of his father's absence to duck into a store on this side of the street.

Pointing at a display on the counter, Ranma said to the clerk, "I'd like one of those disposable cell phones please."

A minute later he stepped outside and dialed 110.

"Police. What's the nature of your emergency?"

"Help!" Ranma shouted. "There's a wild panda bear running around loose on Mejiro, terrorizing people! It's chasing people right and left, swinging its claws at them! Oh crap, it's headed this ..." He hung up.

Looking across the street, he muttered, "Come on, pop. There's only a couple more minutes."

Genma emerged from the restaurant a minute later, licking his fingers. He didn't even make it all the way across the road before the rain arrived, right on schedule. Ranma raised her hands to her mouth and shouted in the panda's direction, "I changed my mind, pop! I'm headed back to China!" Then she took off running.

She didn't bother trying to fight. She just concentrated on staying out of the bear's reach. She also remembered to look panicked and give off a scream now and then. This helped to alert the people ahead of her, who panicked for real and ran for their lives. Ranma saw with satisfaction that several of them were making calls on their cell phones as they ran. Even if the police had dismissed hers as a crank call, they'd be responding now.

Three blocks later, a police car suddenly pulled out of a side street, blocking the way. Ranma leaped over it. The panda bear leaped it as well, but Ranma had dropped to the road, scooted underneath, and started running back the other way. Before she'd returned to their starting point, two more police cars pulled out in front of her, and the policemen who jumped out were holding rifles. They didn't hesitate, but lifted them and fired immediately.

Ranma breathed a sigh of relief on hearing the guns' reports. Tranquilizer rifles, as she'd hoped. When she'd come up with this plan, she'd told herself it wouldn't really matter if they used bullets. Her pop would be alive again tomorrow. But on the whole she was just as glad it turned out this way.

Ranma kept running, not wanting to answer a lot of questions. She turned down a side road, then doubled back. It was time to head to the Tendo home, and put the rest of today's plan into effect.

Greenery Day, Day 14 (2)

Ranma jumped out of the furo, and gave himself a quick spray in the shower. Then she sat down on the stool, turned most of the way from the door.

The door slid open and Akane walked in. Ranma immediately spun around the rest of the way, turning her back to the other girl. Akane stopped with a startled, "Oh! I ... I didn't know anyone was in here." Then she smiled. After all, this was her new friend. "Well, bathing together shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Ranma kept her face resolutely toward the wall and her eyes closed. "I ... I don't think that would be a very good idea," she mumbled. "You see, the truth is, I'm, um, ... the fact of the matter is, I really am a boy. Most of the time."

Akane's eyes widened and her jaw dropped at this bizarre statement. "Uh, not from where I'm standing you're not." She walked up closer, the pronounced curve of full breasts coming into view as she glanced around the redhead's side. "Believe me, boys don't have a chest like that." She sighed. "You look a lot more, um, busty than me."

Ranma glanced down, manfully resisting the urge to sneak a peek behind and to her left. "You mean the boobs? Believe me, that wasn't my idea. And you really oughta go before I see something I shouldn't. I wouldn't want you accusing me of being a pervert later."

Akane grinned wryly. "Oh come on. I'm not going to say something like that. I don't know why you're saying you're a boy when you're not, but I obviously don't have anything you don't have. So stop worrying. It's okay."

Greenery Day, Day 14 (1)

Okay, Ranma thought, Let's see if I can avoid getting my boob poked this time.

The tall man with the mustache leaned over, pointing a finger in her face. "You ... wouldn't be ...?"

Ranma bowed. "I'm the female Ranma Saotome."

The man backed up a step, face twisting in confusion and the beginning of despair. "Female?! But ... but ... Ranma is supposed to be Genma's son!" His voice rose to a wail at the end.

The short-haired girl stuck out her finger to poke anyway. Ranma sighed inwardly, This girl must be a lesbo or something. Outwardly she just smiled, grabbed the girl's hand before it could reach her, shook it firmly, and announced, "Pleased to meet ya!"

Then she looked up at the Tendo father, stating with a serious expression, "And technically, I am his son."

"Technically?" Nabiki demanded, trying to wring life back into her hand. This red-haired girl had one hell of a grip! "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Ranma swept her smile across all of them. "You'll have to get pop to explain it, once you meet him. This was all his stupid idea."

The panda bear standing behind Ranma growled, lifting a paw threateningly.

Still smiling, Ranma announced, "Oops. Almost forgot." She pulled a rope seemingly from nowhere and, before Genma realized her intention, wrapped several loops around the bear, binding its arms tightly to its torso and even tying the legs together. "Can't let wild animals run around loose," she said cheerfully. Dragging her father out into the yard, she secured the other end of the rope to a tree. Cracking her knuckles vigorously, she told them, "Pop should be along eventually."

Shaking his head, tears gathering at the corner of his eyes, Soun whined, "I don't understand!"

Ranma patted him on the back. "That's okay. I'm sure it'll all be clear by morning."

Akane stepped forward, mildly confused but with a heart considerably lighter than it had been a short time ago. Instead of the feared fiance, here was a girl her own age whose speed suggested she might have some skill at martial arts. Giving a bright smile, she said, "Hi, I'm Akane. You want to be friends?"

Greenery Day, Day 13

As Ranma followed her pop down the road, she figured she'd take some time today to explore the Tendo house, to see if anything seemed like it might be responsible for the repeating day. Though she figured she'd take time for a little fun as well. That bit in the bathing room yesterday had been rather ... interesting. She smirked at the memory.

As she followed her pop through the gate, the bell sounded, warning of their approach. Running feet appeared as they reached the engawa, and she was swept up into a bear hug as soon as she introduced herself. Maybe tomorrow she'd try giving a fake name. She waited while the man figured out what was pressing into his chest, which he did after a moment, dropping her back to her feet.

Nabiki stepped up and poked her in the boob. "She ... is a girl!"

Ranma frowned, then grinned. Reaching out she wrapped her hand around as much of the other girl's firm tit as she could enclose and squeezed, hard. "Hey! So are you!"

Nabiki batted her hand away, wincing. "Of course I am! But someone told us that you were a boy!" She looked up accusingly at her father just as he fainted and collapsed to the floor.

Poll Results - Dominant Male

Which male character(s) from Ranma 1/2 would you most like to see in the role of a dominant?

Total votes: 114 selections from 47 people.

Character	Votes	Percent/114	Percent/47
Ranma (male)	13	11%	24%
Genma Saotome	10	9%	19%
Soun Tendo	11	10%	20%
Ryoga Hibiki	11	10%	20%
Mousse	6	5%	11%
Tatewaki Kuno	10	9%	19%
Principal Kuno	8	7%	15%
Tofu Ono	10	9%	19%
Happosai	10	9%	19%
Hikaru Gosunkugi	13	11%	24%
Konatsu	7	6%	13%
Pantyhose Taro	5	4%	9%

So Ranma and Gosunkugi are tied at the top, with Soun and Ryoga tied for next place. I admit to being surprised that Mousse came in so low, even below Konatsu.

Minor Poll Blip

If you looked at my blog earlier, for a brief time you might have seen the alleged results of the latest poll. That was my goof. My new polling widget doesn't automatically close the poll at a specified time. For some reason I thought tonight was the night I said I was going to close it, but it's tomorrow. So I closed it and posted the results. After I realized my mistake, I reopened the poll and removed the results.

Oh well.

I won't be posting anything else tonight. My evil wife brought home a recently published book from the library that I was planning to buy after it came out in paperback. And I'm anxious to get back to it.

If I were writing (or reading) a "Groundhog Day" style story without lemon bits, I think it might be interesting to force Nabiki to live through Ranma's and Akane's attempted wedding, over and over and over again. With it dissolving into disaster in as many different ways as possible, even when she herself actively conspires to keep all of the crazies ignorant. And she'd be informed by some kami just before the first repetition - or maybe after a couple of dozen - that she can't break out of the loop until she figures out some way for the wedding to be carried off successfully. I can just picture Nabiki going crazy as she tries to do something good for once in her life, and can't figure out a way to keep other people from screwing it up, again and again and again.

Greenery Day, Day 12

"Come on, boy, wake up! Today's the day when you meet my old friend, Tendo-kun!"

Sighing as he sat up, Ranma reflected that he was becoming extraordinarily tired of hearing that same announcement every morning. How many days had it been so far?

The young man paused to total the passing days in his head. There was the first day he had met the Tendos. Then the three days he had tried to return to China. On the third day, admitting that he couldn't even get out of Japan, let alone to Jusenkyo, if he ended up back in this park every morning he had attempted to stay awake all night. It hadn't done any good, however. Like blinking his eyes, one moment he had been far to the west of Tokyo, the next he had been sitting up in this damned park again.

After that, Ranma had decided he would need to learn what was keeping him here and making the same day repeat over and over again. So for the next three mornings he had escaped from his pop, then returned to this park to scour every square centimeter of its grounds. To no avail. He had found nothing the least bit suspicious, let alone magical. Then he'd spent two days widening the search, but had given up even more quickly, realizing he had no idea what he was looking for and could hardly search all of Tokyo.

For two more days he had wandered aimlessly, but the teenage boy was getting tired of pointlessly doing nothing each day. Even the pleasure of knocking his pop unconscious each morning was beginning to pall. If nothing else, it was clearly time to find some other way to spend his days.

Ranma paused and added. Eleven days. That made this the twelfth repetition. He gave a much heavier sigh as he finished stowing his sleeping bag. He definitely needed something to break the monotony. Hell, he might as well let his pop drag him back to the Tendos. At least it would be different.

Ranma blinked at the thought, then shrugged. Why the hell not? It couldn't be any more boring than peering under rocks and behind bushes in a park. In fact ... Ranma froze as a new thought occurred to him. His pop had brought him here to meet the Tendo family, right? And he was the only person experiencing this day over and over again, right? Well, so far as he knew, anyway. Maybe there was something he had to do to put an end to it. And if so, well, wasn't it as likely as anything else that it had something to do with the Tendos, since they were why he'd been brought here?

Preparing to vote

No interesting posts today, I fear. Aside from bring work home from the office, I need to look over the local races before voting tomorrow. I've already made up my mind about the larger races, of course, but I haven't really paid any attention to the smaller, local things yet, so it's time to do so.

Greenery Day, Day 2

Awareness of a new day slowly filtered in. Ranma Saotome, teenage martial artist, awoke slowly as was his custom. Eyes still closed to fend off the moment of arising as long as possible, he found himself remembering the previous day with considerable annoyance. Damn his pop anyway! Just who did his old man think he was, figuring he had the right to tell him who to marry? And then making him swear on his honor not to run off on his own?

Then there was that tomboy, Akane Tendo, they were trying to tell him to marry. As if! What kind of girl whacks a guy over the head with a table, just for pointing out the obvious fact that his cursed form had a bigger chest? And damn it! She had gotten just as good a look at him as he got at her, when she walked in on him in the bathing room. He hadn't said anything more than the truth!

Ranma paused at that, the mental image recalled when the girl had walked in on him, wearing nothing more than her skin and carrying a small towel. He ran his tongue over suddenly dry lips, aware of morning wood that he couldn't explain away as the usual reason. Well, okay, he'd admit to himself that this Akane was pretty damned cute, not that he would ever admit it to her. But that sure as hell wasn't any reason to make him agree to marry her!

"Come on, boy, wake up! Today's the day when you meet my old friend, Tendo-kun!"

Ranma's eyes snapped open involuntarily at that. What the hell was his pop talking about? He'd met the Tendos yesterday.

His eyes widened. They were surrounded by trees, the same park where they'd slept night before last. He was in his sleeping bag, and his pack was on the ground beside him. What the hell was going on? He'd gone to sleep last night on a futon in the Tendos spare room. How'd he get out here?

Micropoll

I'm trying out a different poll tool. We'll see how well this one works.

Poll removed

The latest poll is completely screwed up, so I've removed it. I'll find some replacement tool to use instead before putting it back up.

New poll

I'm giving the poll widget another chance, this time with the opposite side of the question — which males would one enjoy acting as dominants? Unlike the month I gave for the last poll, I'm going to cut the deadline to two weeks for this one.

If Google screws it up again, I'll look for some different tool for including the polls on my site.

Poll Results - Willing Submissive

Below are the final poll results for the question “Which female character(s) from Ranma 1/2 would you most like to see in the roll of a willing submissive?”

Total votes: 164

Character	Votes	Percent
Female Ranma	96	58%
Akane Tendo	59	35%
Ukyo Kuonji	29	17%
Shampoo	42	25%
Kodachi Kuno	34	20%
Kasumi Tendo	74	45%
Nabiki Tendo	70	42%
Nodoka Saotome	43	26%
Hinako Ninomiya	35	21%
Akari Unryu	28	17%

For those who were wondering, I don't have any particular use in mind for these poll results. I just thought it would be interesting to see what people thought. The same will probably also be true of any future polls I run.

Happy Halloween

Well, Halloween is over. We had more trick or treaters than I expected, despite the storm wrack. As a matter of fact, there isn't all that much debris left, at least scattered around instead of in piles — things have been cleaned up pretty quickly. Admittedly, there has been a very regular buzz of chainsaws for the last couple of days.

Sandy

It looks like Google managed to recover the poll! One more day in which to vote before it's closed.

We survived storm Sandy more or less intact. We lost power briefly, and the house sustained some very minor damage which should be easy to repair. A few people in the neighborhood weren't quite as lucky, but no one seems to have suffered truly major damage.

I also managed to get through the OS upgrade with no more than the usual amount of headaches and hair pulling.

Busy busy

I've been busy with other things today. First, with preparations for the storm that's coming (Sandy). I live in the eastern U.S. and we're sitting in the predicted track, though a bit inland.

Second, I was planning to upgrade my operating system, and still plan to carry through with that if we don't lose power at any point before I have a chance. So I've been making sure that everything is fully backed up and so forth. I've almost got that all set up, and will wait until tomorrow to start the actual upgrade.

Poll results as of Oct 24

By a fortunate coincidence (and thank you again) someone had one window open showing the poll results when he opened a separate window and learned of the corruption. I'll leave the poll up until its original closing date to see if Google will miraculously recover the data, but if not we'll consider these results final.

Which female character(s) from Ranma 1/2 would you most like to see in the role of a willing submissive?

Votes	Percent	Character
72	56%	Female Ranma
49	38%	Akane Tendo
19	14%	Ukyo Kuonji
29	22%	Shampoo
23	17%	Kodachi Kuno
52	40%	Kasumi Tendo
51	39%	Nabiki Tendo
31	24%	Nodoka Saotome
24	18%	Hinako Ninomiya
18	14%	Akari Unryu

My poll!

Ahhh! My poll! What happened to my poll!?

As best I can remember, female-Ranma was around 60%, Akane around 45-50%, Kasumi and Nabiki close to Akane, with Nodoka only a little behind, then Shampoo, Kodachi and Hinako well behind those (in that order?), and finally Ukyo and Akari trailing in last place.

Drat. Dang. Blast. Grrr.
Sigh.

Ranma hentai flash game

Here's a link to a hentai flash game with Ranma-chan and Doctor Tofu. Unfortunately everything is in Japanese.

Game

I tried to find an English translation, but so far as I can tell no such version exists.

Hentai Art Sites

I've added a page of links to hentai art sites. See the "Links" tab at the top. Feel free to let me know about any other sites which you feel should be included here.

Anagrams

Tendou and Saotome — Add semen onto aunt. (Referring to Nodoka I suppose.)

Kasumi, Nabiki and Akane — A naked baka in ... in Kasumi! (Okay, that's cheating a bit, to preserve Kasumi's name.)

Furinkan High School — Oh hail, fucking shorn!

Nerima, Tokyo, Japan — On map, joy in karate.

You're cute when you smile — Oi! Cue lust! Your wee hymen!

Poll response

Wow, hit 100 votes so far on the poll. That's more than I was expecting.

Gender-swapped Nerima 2

Continuing on yesterday's theme of three Tendo sons, one of whom is to marry an allegedly female Ranma - which he isn't, but Genma has managed to convince everyone.

I think Kazuma would be a very suave, polished type, one who is accustomed to sweeping any woman off her feet. One with a heart of gold, aside from his tendency to try to sleep with anything in a skirt. Noburo is the sort to tell women lies in order to try to have his way with them. There are probably several high school girls whom he promised to love forever, and then dropped after he got into their pants. Akeno is the one most interested in the martial arts, and hasn't done a lot of dating because he doesn't care for girls who throw themselves at him, and most of the girls at Furinkan have been doing precisely that. However, Ranma's obvious (initial) resistance to the brothers' charms intrigues Akeno.

Hmm, you know, Ranma would have no objection to sparring with Akeno. He's perfectly willing to fight with males.

I think at Genma's suggestion and Kimiko's acquiescence, the brothers (and Genma) would carry holstered water pistols around. Whenever Ranma "accidentally" changes into his supposed cursed form (male), he would be caught in a crossfire of squirts and quickly changed back to female. Genma would also throw out all of Ranma's male clothes and provide only female clothing for his "daughter" to wear. He'd probably do that before they even reach the Tendo's, except for possibly the clothes Ranma is wearing at the time, and he'll get that last set of clothing the first time Ranma takes a bath. Genma will also try to coerce Ranma into wearing a girl's uniform and attending school as a girl, though I'd have to think about how that's to be accomplished, or even whether it would be initially successful.

Rather than being manic about wanting a manly son, Nodoka is neurotically depressed that she never had a daughter. When she finds out what's going on, she wholeheartedly endorses Genma's plan. She "confirms" to the Tendos that Ranma was in fact born a girl, putting to rest some doubts which had started to fester.

I'd have to think about whether to gender swap others like Shampoo, Ukyo and Ryoga, or keep them as they are. Ukyo might be interesting as a crossdressing lesbian, who became that way after the humiliation of Ranma casting aside their engagement. She's as shocked as Ranma to learn that she was mistaken all these years about the other person's gender. The fact that Ranma was supposedly female means that it wasn't "her" fault after all that the engagement didn't work out, and the lesbian sees a pretty hot redhead, and decides to try to steal her former "girlfriend" from those distasteful guys.

Gender-swapped Nerima

The idea came into my head to have Genma and Ranma show up in a Nerima where everyone's genders are the opposite of canon (except for Nodoka). Genma and Ranma are the same - male, with curses to turn into a panda and a girl.

So they show up at the Tendo home where Kimiko Tendo's husband Soun died young, leaving her to raise their three sons: Kazuma, Noburo and Akeno. Kazuma is a second year premed student, and has seduced and is having an ongoing affair with local nurse Toku Ono, who acts extremely shy and nervous around Kazuma. Genma had promised his old friend Soun on his deathbed that one day their families would be united, that he and Nodoka would have a daughter who would marry one of Soun's sons. Except he didn't have any more children, only the son he already had, Ranma. (Kimiko by the way knows about the promise but doesn't know anything about Nodoka or Ranma.). So Genma took him on a long training trip, teaching him to be a great martial artist, but secondarily looking for an answer to his oath. He found it when he heard about the cursed springs of Jusenkyo, and purposely got his son cursed to turn into a girl. Of course, he hadn't expected to be cursed himself.

On the way to the Tendo house, Genma deliberately gets them caught in the rain so that Ranma arrives in girl form. The eyes of all three sons light up at the sight of the pretty redhead. When the curse is revealed, Genma explains that Ranma has a reversed curse, she is a girl cursed to turn into a boy at the touch of hot water. However, it should be quite easy to keep cold water handy to turn her back into a girl whenever she accidentally turns into a boy.

Naturally, Ranma protests. Genma explains that she's just nervous about the whole engagement thing, trying to get out of it because the idea scares her. And these claims about being a boy are just nonsense that she's making up as part of that. All that should be necessary is for one of the boys to convince Ranma of how great it is to be a girl, and particularly to be that boy's fiancee ...

Ranma Hentai Books

Yay! Ranma Hentai Books finally updated after five months! With quite a few new pictures.

Happosai's plan

Picture of bound Ranma and Akane having sex

I think the background for this scene goes something like this.

Soun leaned back on the engawa, taking a long draw on the cigarette in one hand, then sipping from the bowl of sake in the other. "I swear, Saotome-kun, we're never going to get that boy of yours married to my daughter!"

Akane forced to dominate Shampoo

Picture of Akane forced to whip Shampoo

This picture makes me think of the story Housebreaking the Kitten.

Tendo incest

Picture of Akane having sex with her father

There don't seem to be very many good stories involving incest in the Ranma 1/2 universe, with perhaps the exception of Genma and Ranma. Unfortunately, a Genma/Ranma pairing doesn't do much for me — probably because a pairing of Genma with anyone doesn't do much for me, unless I'm in a certain mood.

Mind you, there are such stories out there. But it seems that they usually don't manage to bring me into the story, even to the mild degree needed for porn. Somehow they don't manage to sell me on their set up.

What I'd really like to see is a story in which Soun has incestuous desires concerning his daughters, but in a subtle rather than an overt fashion. I.e., he doesn't have out-and-out sex with them, or engage in obvious peeping. But he has insisted that daughters require discipline so long as they live under their father's roof (and maybe beyond), and that proper discipline is administered upon bare bottoms (or perhaps even other bare areas). He insists that proper Japanese families bathe together. He monitors their hygiene by watching carefully while they bathe, and bathing anything himself where he feels they are too lax. He monitors their health by such practices as regular measurements, at least of breast size, and possibly also other aspects such as areola diameter and pubic hair extent. He insists that pubic hair be trimmed, or even entirely shaved, and the girls never do so sufficiently well themselves, so he must always touch it up. There is a spectrum of possibilities on which he can fall here, from only slightly abnormal behavior to utterly psychotic.

Then Genma and Ranma show up. Genma is merely confused by his old friend's behavior, doesn't know what to make of it, but advises his son that it is a father's right to raise his children as he sees fit. On the other hand, since Ranma must marry one of the girls, Soun starts to draw Ranma into his eccentricities. Ranma slowly metamorphoses from being weirded out to becoming addicted to these games.

I don't really see Soun playing his games with female-Ranma. Ranma won't have had the years of training to submit to such behavior that the Tendo girls had. Soun might try a little bit, like measuring Ranma's breasts, but I think Ranma would put a stop to it. And in any case, Soun is concentrating on Ranma being his male heir. On the other hand, I think he would take advantage of Ranma's female form where his daughters are concerned. For instance, Soun could insist that Ranma accompany his daughters (in female form) in public bathhouses and the like, to enforce his standards in locations where he himself cannot.

Genma appeases the master

Picture of Genma, female Ranma, and Happosai

I believe the lead up to this picture is that Genma must have done something to upset Happosai, and this is how he chose to appease his master and get back in the old man's good graces.

Genma probably grabbed Ranma's arms while he was sleeping, then called Happosai in. Happosai splashed Ranma with water, then went to town on her.

Happosai will no doubt escape afterward, but Genma will probably end up as badly injured by his son as anything the old pervert would have done to him.

Missed opportunities in Ranma 1/2

When you think about it, there were an awful lot of incidents in the Ranma 1/2 series where a female character could have been taken advantage of, either through magical means or through some form of helplessness such as unconsciousness or bondage. I decided to make a quick list, which I'm sure will miss some possibilities.

Kodachi's Comeuppance

Picture of Kodachi victimized with her own tools

Kodachi's face and hair doesn't look much like her in this picture, at least to me. Nonetheless, it's a fitting thing to have happen to her, I think. I imagine it happening something like this.

"How dare that red-haired tart defeat me, the Black Rose! I swear that I shall have my revenge! Then my darling Ranma-sama shall be mine at last. Oho ho ho ho ho ho ho ..."

Kodachi slammed the door of the gymnasium open and marched out into the night. The match had ended long since, and there were few people around. She herself should have left long ago, but the teenage gymnast had found it necessary to work out her frustrations by using her ribbons to tear the gymnasium equipment apart. A task upon which she had cheerfully spent hours.

A movement nearby brought her ribbon up in a snap, and she lashed the girl who had the temerity to approach her on this dark path, so soon after her defeat. The girl gave a cry of pain, and fell to her knees.

Ryoga spanking Ranma

Picture of Ryoga spanking Yoiko-Ranma

Remember the arc where Akane visited Ryoga's house, and Ranma pretended to be Ryoga's non-existent little sister Yoiko? I can easily imagine that Ryoga realized it was Ranma, and used it as an excuse to give her a very, very thorough paddling. Right in front of Akane. A much more intense punishment than in canon, one which would leave Ranma bawling, begging for mercy, and promising to be a good little girl from now on.

And Ranma would have to live with the embarrassment of knowing that Akane and Ryoga both remember this spanking. And that they both know - although perhaps Akane was only certain afterward - that it was Ranma whom Ryoga was spanking.

Hentai Foundry

I decided to post my story Examination on Hentai Foundry to see if additional people might come across it there, and whether it might be a good forum for generating comments. I'm not sure how it will work out, since I think of H.F. mostly as an art site as opposed to a fanfic site. If it does work out well, I might see about adding Moxibustion Violation there as well.

Unfortunately, they don't tell you anything about the format they use for the text. I tried doing a copy and paste from the story as it appeared in my browser (the AssTR version), which looked just fine in the edit window. Then when I saved it, the whole thing turned into one huge block of run-on text. It was a bit of a pain getting it to look more-or-less right. If I do post any more there, I'll have to find out more about the formatting, so I can automate the process somewhat.

Akane earning money

Picture of Akane riding Kuno while apologizing to Ranma.

In the above cartoon, a naked Akane is sitting astride Tatewaki Kuno's cock while apologizing to Ranma. It seems her father has been lending too much money to others, and it's now necessary to raise some money somehow. And Kuno has become a regular customer.

I sometimes think about scenarios similar to this, usually before Ranma arrives in Nerima, and usually without Kuno making an appearance either. The idea is that the girls' father Soun has somehow wasted or lost a lot of money, leaving the family in dire straits. Nabiki makes arrangements to recover the money they need by having boys at school pay to get hugs and/or kisses from Akane. Akane protests, asking why she's the one who has to do this. Nabiki explains that none of the boys would pay for such things from herself or the "older woman" Kasumi so long as the possible temptation of Akane is in front of them. For some reason Akane believes this, stressing that hugs and kisses are all that she'll allow, and any perverted boy who tries anything more will get his arms broken. Nabiki agrees, and the plan goes off without a hitch, barring a few broken arms.

Nabiki finds that she really, really enjoyed manipulating Akane into this. Kasumi, much to her own shock, discovers she is intensely aroused by her little sister having to degrade herself in such a fashion in order to earn the money the family needed, a fact that she tries to keep secret. Except Nabiki learns of it. Their father remains oblivious to the whole thing.

So Nabiki and Kasumi arrange a counterfeit situation in which it appears that the family is in financial difficulty again. A grumpy Akane agrees to help out once more. But Nabiki explains that the horny teenage boys aren't willing to pay anywhere near as much for the same old thing. In order to raise sufficient money, Akane is going to have to let them grope her through her clothing. After much complaint, and a whispered, "Please, Akane, for the family's sake," from Kasumi, the young teenager reluctantly agrees.

From there it progresses in small increments, to greater and greater perversions, until Akane is allowing boys to ejactulate everywhere on her bound and nude body, and even use their fingers to push some of the semen inside her mouth and cunt afterward. Then one day, as a well hung boy is standing between the legs of a bound Akane, jacking off, Nabiki announces that their father dropped a bundle at pachinko last night and the mortgage is due. She apologizes and says that they have no choice but to cut out the middleman. The boy promptly spears Akane's cunt with his cock, and dumps a load inside her a couple of minutes later. Followed in turn by the other boys in that morning's group.

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Shampoo gives Akane a choice

One of my favorite bondage pictures of Akane:

Akane captured by Shampoo, photographed by Gosunkugi.

Curiously, I don't imagine Shampoo is expecting to do anything particularly nasty to Akane in this scene. She is fondling Akane, and she's allowing Gosunkugi to take pictures of her in a state of bondage (but fully clothed). No doubt Gosunkugi is going to sell copies of those photographs to the boys at school, which is certainly sufficient to be terribly mortifying for Akane. Shampoo has already informed her captive that this is a punishment for getting between Shampoo and her airen.

But what Shampoo is currently explaining to Akane is her present choice. Either Akane can give up on Ranma permanently, and swear on her honor she will do so. Or, Shampoo will invite the hentai horde over while Akane is still bound there, and leave her to their mercy (of which they cannot be expected to have any). Shampoo is confident that the trembling girl who can barely contemplate hugging her fiance will choose the former, removing a troublesome rival. But in reality Akane is seriously considering the second choice, hoping against hope that the boys won't do anything too perverted, or that Ranma will show up in time and rescue her, or that Shampoo will have a last minute change of heart and not go through with it. Or something.

If I were writing it, I think I'd have Shampoo shocked at Akane's decision, and then angry. She would talk herself into going through with it. But I'd go for a less brutal touch than MV. The boys would molest Akane pretty seriously, fondling her, peeking at the goodies, maybe a little bukkake. But Ranma would in fact arrive before they could decide whether they're willing to do anything more severe than that.

Hmm, and maybe after chasing the boys off (with significant injuries), the sight of Akane hanging there, clothing disarranged, covered in semen, would awaken something in Ranma. I'm sure he would need to comfort her afterward. And with one thing leading to another, he would comfort her very thoroughly the whole night long.

And maybe later Akane and Ukyo would team up to stake Shampoo out for a taste of her own medicine.

Kagome porn pairings

I was sitting here thinking about the which guys I'd be interested in having sex with Kagome Higurashi of Inuyasha in a porn setting. In a non-porn setting, I'm strictly interested in the canon pairing of Kagome and Inuyasha. In porn, I could also enjoy Kagome having sex with Inuyasha, including rape by a temporarily full-demon Inuyasha. I could also see Kagome being fooled into sex by a teenage Shippo impersonating Inuyasha, being fondled by Miroku under circumstances where he can take advantage of her, being molested by her grandfather, or teaching her younger brother about sex. I could enjoy a well written story where she is raped by Naraku (or one of his incarnations), by Hojo, or by other schoolmates or strangers in the future.

The one male for whom the thought leaves me cold of sex between him and Kagome is Sesshomaru. I don't know why, but the thought is simply distasteful to me. It's not that I dislike the character. I can be quite happy with contemplating Sesshomaru paired with Kagura, Rin (grown up), or no one. But the thought of Sesshomaru sticking his dick in Kagome makes my skin crawl for some reason.

Hmm, that thought of Shippo impersonating Inuyasha is actually rather interesting. Although if he used it to take her virginity, he'd better be planning to disappear very thoroughly afterward, since Inuyasha would be bound to learn of it. But if Kagome and Inuyasha had started a relationship, and Inuyasha snuck off to meet Kikyo without telling Kagome, then Shippo might be able to get away with it. Of course, I see this with a slightly older version of Shippo, possibly a few years later than the canon setting.

Edit: Curiously, some of this is almost identical to material I wrote back in June 2011. I'd completely forgotten about it.

Pink, Link and the Garden of Love

An interesting variation on the Pink and Link arc might be if Pink and Link were bisexual, and decided to get revenge on Shampoo by having sex with both her and her "husband" Ranma. They reason that most married couples wouldn't be able to handle the memory of watching their spouse willingly having sex with someone else right in front of them.

So instead of growing a poisonous forest at Furinkan, they grow a forest of aphrodisiacal plants. Ranma and Shampoo start to succumb, and each go down on one of the girls. Akane, believing the plants to be poisonous, comes in to the rescue as in canon. She finds Ranma with his mouth buried between Link's legs, bashes him in fury, and drags him away. Meanwhile the effect of the plants is fighting its way past her natural defenses. Ranma wakes up just as she's reaching the point of giving in to resistance (or maybe he even wakes up a little after Akane gives in). The pair of them start going at it with all the (loud) forcefulness of martial artists.

Back at the center of the forest, Pink and Link shrug their shoulders, figure they shouldn't let what they have go to waste, and have a very long and thorough session with Shampoo. Who ends up deciding that she likes girls better than boys, and that her two former rivals make better lovers than enemies.

When Akane and Ranma finally finish, they pick themselves up weakly and prepare to stumble their way out of the forest. Whereupon they discover that their lust-filled minds had failed to notice that they were almost at the edge. And just beyond the edge is a crowd containing everyone they know, who have been watching - and listening - to the entire show they just put on. Everyone gives them a huge round of applause (with the exception of a resigned Cologne) and the fathers put on (happily) stern faces and insist that now the two of them must get married immediately, to which an equally stern (and madly blushing) Kasumi adds her vote.

Mousse enjoying Shampoo

Follow this link to an image of Mousse having some fun with Shampoo's body.

I particularly like the expression on Shampoo's face. It looks like a cross between "How dare you!" and "Holy shit! I never realized it would feel this good!"

I think the story behind the picture is something like the following.

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Shampoo skipped down the stairs bubbling with excitement. Now I only need to feed that special ramen I prepared to my airen, she thought happily. He won't be able to resist me. We'll consummate our marriage - actually, we'll fuck like bunnies. She giggled at the thought. And after that he'll follow me anywhere. We can finally leave this place and go home.

Practically dancing into the kitchen, she stopped in confusion. Where was the bowl she had left on the counter? She hadn't been gone more than two minutes! "Where is ramen Shampoo leave here?" she demanded unhappily in broken Japanese.

Mousse looked up from his dinner, his gaze locking on the girl he loved. The thick lenses of his glasses magnified those eyes, their smoky intensity drawing Shampoo's attention hypnotically to the flames glowing in their pupils. She felt herself shiver involuntarily, and backed up a step when Mousse pushed himself to his feet.

"If you refer to the bowl which I found on the counter there when I finished cleaning up, I assumed it was for me," the young Chinese man replied in a low, resonant voice. "It was very tasty. But not half so tasty as you look."

Shampoo pressed her back against the wall, and swallowed hard. "What silly Mousse do?" she asked in a hoarse whisper.

Mousse glided toward her, his silk robes whispering as movement by the arms hidden within the long sleeves caused them to brush up against the body. Still speaking with that deep intensity he told the girl, "I have just realized how foolish I have been all this time to wait for you to acknowledge my love. It is time to make you realize you were meant to be mine!"

Shampoo yanked out her massive chui and swung it back, preparing to crush the monster she had created. However, an axe suddenly appeared in front of the boy, flying through the air, and chopped the weapon short. Dropping the shortened handle, the girl spun, preparing to flee through the door. But at that moment lengths of chain shot out of the raised sleeves of Mousse's robes, wrapping tightly around her wrists and pinning them together. The chain went taut and pulled. Feet scrabbling uselessly against the floor, Shampoo was pulled inexorably toward her would-be suitor, until his arms closed upon her.

"And now," Mousse said slowly, "the long wait is over, for both of his." His lips fell upon hers in a burning demand, and Shampoo felt her short dress torn from her body. ...

Nostalgia for Ranma erotic archives

It has now been 3 years, 9 months and 1 day since the last time St Fan updated the Ranma 1/2 Lemon Stories Archive. That's 1370 days, or 32880 hours, or 118,368,000 seconds (all times rounded to the nearest day). In case you can't tell, I think he did a great job with the site, and truly regret that he no longer has time to keep it up-to-date.

I also miss the old site that became Ranma Hentai Books, back before they got worried about the hypocrisy of including other people's art without permission. It served as a very nice central repository for Ranma hentai art. Now the art portion of the site hasn't been updated in over four months. Even the last few updates before that had very little new material.

Eo

I rather like eo's style of Ranma 1/2 fanart.

Hentai Foundry

DeviantArt

Revenge

So, it's been seven months since I last posted in this blog, aside from replies to comments. How time flies.

Several people have written to me to warn me about Origami's story Moxibustion Revenge, starting with Origami himself. I haven't read it. I don't intend to read it. Clearly any other person's ideas will deviate from my own plans for the story, even if it wasn't obvious from his summary, and all questions of merit (or lack thereof) aside I wouldn't want the presence of his plot within my brain acting in the nature of static when thinking over my own plans.

Yes, I still have plans for MV. No, I don't know when I'll get back to writing it. Let's just keep our fingers crossed that my heart and other major organs will keep functioning until I do.

On the question of whether I object to someone writing a story based on mine, the answer is no. (Though naturally I'd prefer that anything of the sort be well written — about which I can't comment for M. Revenge since I haven't read it.) Frankly, I feel that any such objection on my part would be utter hypocrisy. After all, I've borrowed another author's characters, settings, etc. to write my story. Who am I to say that someone can't do the same with what I've written?

I will say that if I ever complete MV according to my plans, then Ranma and Akane will escape from the clutches of their abusers, and several deserving people will get their just desserts. But, again according to the outline I was following, a number of other things were going to happen between now and then.

Whiney

I think one reason I haven't been posting much is that my posts lately have tended to take on a whining tone. Poor, pitiful me. Yeah, I may have had a rough patch lately, but overall I've had a pretty damn good life, and even now there are lots of people who are a hell of a lot worse off. It disturbs me to hear myself being so whiney. It doesn't fit my self image.

So, while I want to keep my readers informed if there are reasons why they're not getting new material, I want to keep it simple and straightforward.

And by the way, who the hell decided that we should go straight from autumn to spring this year?

Mea Culpa

My apologies for having been silent for so long. I've often thought about posting, but I guess I've been embarrassed about not being able to report progress on my story. And I truly don't want to leave the story at its current point.

After my last post, I spent some more time in and out of the hospital. I was pretty weak for a time and, truthfully, will probably never be as energetic as I was previously. At least the doctors tell me that I shouldn't be in any specific danger for the foreseeable future. Although I suppose I'm at as much risk as anyone else to be run over by some idiot drunk driver.

So ... I suppose the news is, I'm still here, but don't have any positive news at this time about when you can expect further updates. The proper mood for writing has, shall we say, been a bit lacking. I just hope I manage to get the next chapter out before the one year anniversary of the previous chapter. Damn, but it feels shitty to think of it that way. But still ... I hope I can.