Why does 90% of lemon/pornographic fan-fiction read like it was written by a virgin who's never seen a real girl in the nude before?
When are people who write amateur pornography going to learn that the hymen is at the entrance and not halfway down the vagina?
Likewise when will they learn that the tip of the penis does not press against the cervix during intercourse, and that if it could penetrate the cervix then that prick would have to have a really weird bend in it?
Why are males in pornographic films and pictures so mentally retarded that they don't realize their semen is supposed to end up inside the vagina, and not on the girl's belly or ass?
Every time I read about an inexperienced girl drooling over the sight of a massive penis, I roll my eyes. Real inexperienced girls are generally nervous about the size of a perfectly average penis. Something twelve inches long and two inches thick would probably make them scream and run away.
It's amazing how often one reads about two virgins having an absolutely fabulous first time together. No awkwardness. No learning curve. Pleasuring each other as skillfully as someone with years of experience.
It's equally amazing how often two completely inexperienced lovers immediately start experimenting with anal sex, role playing, bondage, etc.
For the life of me I'll never understand why people who draw pornographic scenes like to draw the girls with tits bigger than basketballs. To me, such girls look malformed, which detracts from the viewing pleasure. I find it much more erotic when the girls are portrayed with breasts which look realistic.
---All I can say is that pulling out is a passable form of birth control used by many couples. By passable, I mean that on a Letter Grade scale, it is above a D-. Not good odds, but hey, teenagers are idiots . . .
ReplyDeletePlus, guys tend to like cumming all over a girl. It's kind of like marking your territory, in a way.
Finally, a large amount of guys are breast fanatics. Combined with the male philosophy that bigger is better, and you get gargantuan boobs. Simple headology, thank you very much.
I agree with you 100% H. on your entire soapbox speech.
ReplyDeleteI will point out to you though the real reason the porn stars pull out though and it is similiar to the prior commentor's comment but slightly different.
The trend of cumming onto the girl's backside or stomach, thighs, breasts, or even their face began after the AIDs epidemic took its toll on the porn industry. As a result of the epidemic which took out several famous stars of the industry and a slew of 'average' porn workers the porn industry changed dramatically the way they handle orgasms.
These days 95-99% (depending on country of origin and quality) of the studios which produce porn have a condom requirement. Of the remaining, most have an outer skin splash only rule.
These days it is almost impossible to find the old "creampie" or mouth deposit shots unless it is done by amateurs who are trying to break into the business, or true professional industries which test their models religiously prior to shoots and require their models not to have sex outside of the films.
I understand the reason for money shots, I just think they're a bit silly if you really stop and think about them. And I seem to recall them being in widespread use even before the AIDS epidemic (which certainly reveals a thing or two about my age).
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I don't have a problem with a man pulling out when receiving a blowjob, and painting the girl's face or chest. I just feel it makes less sense to end intercourse that way, unless the point is for a group of guys to achieve some sort of bukkake of the pussy or ass. Although I can understand the argument of doing so if there is a plot suggesting they are practicing coitus interruptus (not a big feature of most porn that I can recall though).
I also understand the notion of guys being fascinated with big tits. Which is no doubt why evolution has given even average human females much larger breasts than needed. I don't happen to share it, but I understand it. I just wish there were fewer artists who exaggerate that trait to such an enormous degree.
This. This. THIS.
ReplyDeleteAnd if we talk about fics, precisely the Ranma fandom... to be honest, I'm not really that into 'hardcore lemon' but almost all the fics where they have their first time is so fabulous just like you said, that is RIDICULOUS. The funny part is that they really act as pornostars in some of these fics.
Btw, I don't get ginormous boobs neither, maybe because I'm a girl (or maybe 'cause I've always had a lesbian crush on Akane and her infamous 'flat chest' eue)