It seems to me that the Jusenkyo guide is missing out on a fabulous business opportunity. He could make up small vials of water from the Spring of Drowned Horse, and advertise it as a miracle product for increasing penis size. The instructions would very explicitly state to apply to nothing except the penis. Of course, some dumbasses would screw it up. I can just see Kuno now ...
Note that canon supports the notion that the spring water affects only what it comes in contact with. When the water from the Spring of Drowned Twins dripped on the bump on Happosai's head, it turned that bump into two bumps.
Hmmm. Now that I think about it, there might be a problem with the idea. If vaginal secretions are similar enough to water, and warm enough, then the penis might revert to its uncursed state upon penetration. Could come as a bit of a surprise, to both parties.
2 words regarding the heated vaginal fluids... Locking ladle.
ReplyDeleteHung like a horse for life. ;)
Honestly though, yeah considering the whole world has an enormous population of gender confused individuals you'd think he'd be selling the male and female spring samples like they were hotcakes too.
Then there are the furry lovers out there... can you imagine an endless supply of male or female hybridizations with the springs like cat, pig, panda, bull, duck, etc.
If no one else would buy it, then at least the circuses and side shows would be a hot market considering how much they love the 'freaks' who are half human and half animal.
Going with that line of thinking even more, the furry costume crowd with their furpiles or whatever they are called wouldn't even need to create and maintain elaborate costumes when just a simple splash of water would give the same effect only be even more realistic and as if it was their real bodies.
And don't get me started on the pervs who have a thing for tentacle sex anime / doujins who could just order up some of that octopus spring water that Tarou applied to himself.
Yeah... when you stop and think about it, that guide really should be living in a mansion not in a hut.