Alternate Pink (and Link)

So it's been just over a year since I last posted here. Sigh. My health pretty much completely crashed. I'm feeling a little better lately, but don't know yet if I can count that as a trend. I have been getting caught up, slowly, on the toons over at Hentai Foundry. I'm hoping that's a good sign.

What if Pink bred aphrodisiacs instead of poisons? And her twin Link bred antidotes, of course. They still became Shampoo's enemies (perhaps a few years later than canon) when Pink dosed Shampoo who then let Mousse have his wicked way with her. Until Link happened by and gave her the antidote just as the happy couple were having a screaming climax.

Now years later, they're determined to ruin Shampoo's "marriage". They show up in Nerima with plans to dose Shampoo when she's around guys other than Ranma to make her cheat on her "husband". And likewise dose Ranma when he's around girls other than Shampoo. And with plans to administer the antidote to each just as their "spouse" shows up.

Of course they screw it up and dose the wrong people. Including Ranma as a girl. Including themselves. Including Genma and Soun (resulting in a shocked but very satisfied Nodoka). For the big, er, climax, Ranma goes in to rescue Shampoo from Pink and Link after the former has turned the tables on the twins, unbeknownst to him. The result: he ends up doing the nasty with all three. Then Akane goes in after them all, with some artifacts provided by Cologne (who has no intention of getting anywhere close to the scene). She needs to clear Ranma's head of the ahprodisiac's influence, but the only Amazon tool Cologne could provide to do so requires Ranma to fuck until it's burned out of his system, and Akane "sacrifices" herself rather than allow Ranma to screw his brain sane with the other girls. Except of course she starts falling under the influence of the plants herself, and stops resisting the involvement of the other girls.

I wonder if the plants would be, hmm, tentacular?