Four Akanes

The setting for this cartoon idea is the Tendo family room, sometime late at night. Male Ranma is backed up against a wall, wearing only boxers, looking both frightened and desperate. He is surrounded by four copies of Akane Tendo, one of whom is wearing a filmy nightie, and the other three of whom are entirely nude. In the background of the room is an emptied barrel labeled either "Akaneniichuan" or "Spring of Drowned Akane". The latter would probably be easier to understand for most casual viewers, although the meaning is essentially the same.

One nude Akane says to Ranma, "Airen choose me, not other pervert girls!"

A second nude Akane says, "Ho ho ho! Choose me, Ranma-sama!"

A third nude Akane says, "Come on and pick me, Ran-chan!"

The Akane wearing the filmy nightie says with exasperation, "I knew there was going to be trouble when your mother announced you would marry the girl who took your virginity."